OMG, Sparkle Pony 2010 Year In Review! Part Two!

July:

• Irritating t shirt design tutorial is PSP most linked post of the year.
• Mysterious Bionic Woman polo shirt defies easy explanations.
• The story behind PSP's teen garage band better than the band itself. Audio proof provided.
• Nancy and Sluggo travel decades into the future, discuss peculiar disco diva (see below).
• Condi 'n' Aretha: the concert.

August:

• Massive retrospective of fun-loving Satanist Rick Rebel launched, Pony Pals™ shrug. Coworker: "I don't really get it."
• 1970s "word knit" fashion trend identified.
• Lurid 3D postcards kick open the doors of perception.
• Generality Theory used to explain the appeal of Glenn Beck.

September:

• Our collective heads explode as Condi receives an award for "contributions to U.S. defense and security."
• Terror Pony causes panic, LOLZ.
• Various gay Republican/Latino pairings pondered. (2nd most linked post of the year.)
• Condi's head on a stick!
• Cringeworthy horror/sex dolls... you know, for kids!

October:

• Ceiling O'Donnell is watching you masturbate!
• Honestly, I was just embarrassed to discover myself to be a member of the New Elite.
• Fisting 4 Jan Brewer.

November:

• Swastika-festooned shawl spotted on DC Metro escalator.
• PSP declares "House" to be the greatest 70s Japanese Dada/horror/comedy EVER.
• Is it possible to feel sorry for Dick Cheney? Pony Pals™ say NO.
• George eats Condi's nose in year's most nostalgic photo-op.
• Hat-obsessed congresswoman-elect knows just how to get this blog's attention.

December:

• PSP invited to test/review (demonstrate??) sex toys.
• Ha ha ha ha... ad says "hard on." Snicker.
• Fox News personality gives Aaron Schock formidable competition in the "gayest outfit on a Republican who unconvincingly pretends to be straight" category.
• Rambo coloring book excites, disturbs.
• No matter how sophisticated computers get, they will never be able to make Yogi Bear or Disney sci-fi movies not suck.

Happy New Year!