A model wears a creation with a portrait of U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on her skirt, by Italian fashion designer Gattinoni for his Spring-Summer 2007 collection at Rome's Auditorium, Sunday, Jan. 28, 2007. Gattinoni presented creations with portraits of some of the world's most influential women, such as Condoleezza Rice, U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, French Socialist presidential candidate Segolene Royal. (AP Photo/Riccardo De Luca)And who wouldn't want to arrive at the ball wearing a gown featuring Condi vomiting camouflage paired, in a brilliant non-sequitur, with the word peace? It's simply the thing in which to be seen at your next war crimes trial.
EDIT: I really should show the other gowns, too. Behold the Hillary dress (Hey! Fair 'n' Balanced!):
And the whole lineup:
UPDATE: I'm sooo jealous I didn't come up with the phrase creeping fashionism.