OMG Liz Cheney Hand Turkeys!

PSP Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Fiscal Funnies!

Rick Santorum Hand Turkeys!

Republican presidential candidate, former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum, is silhouetted against a window as he speaks at a rally, Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2012, in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. (AP Photo/Ted S. Warren)

Quotes from Santorum's speech in North Dakota, Wednesday.

Newtmentum Is Back!

Republican presidential candidate and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich waves to the crowd after speaking during a†South Carolina Republican presidential primary night rally, Saturday, Jan. 21, 2012, in Columbia, S.C. Callista Gingrich looks on at right. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)

Looks like it's time for Newt Gingrich Hand Turkeys! Yay!

Rick Perry Hand Turkeys!

Republican presidential candidate Texas Gov. Rick Perry arrives at the Republican Leadership Conference at the Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island, Mich., Saturday, Sept. 24, 2011. (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

Who is this Rick Perry? A better question seems to be "Who isn't Rick Perry?" He isn't Mitt Romney; he mostly isn't Michele Bachmann; and now, officially, he also isn't Herman Cain. So I guess that brings us back to our original question: Who is Rick Perry? The Hand Turkeys™ are here to help, sort of:

UPDATE: Vindication! Talking Points Memo referred to Rick Perry today as "Fred Thompson-eque." I can't find the link now, though.

Rupert Murdoch Hand Turkeys!!!!!

Rupert Murdoch attempts to speak to the media after he held a meeting with the parents and sister of murdered school girl Milly Dowler in London, Friday, July 15, 2011. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)

OMG, Jon Huntsman Hand Turkeys!!!

With the Statue of Liberty in the background, Republican presidential hopeful and former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman waves to supporters before officially announcing his bid, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 , at Liberty State Park in Jersey City, N.J. (AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

OMG Paul Ryan Hand Turkeys!

House Budget Committee Chairman Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis. answers a question at the 2011 Fiscal Summit in Washington, Wednesday, May 25, 2011. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)