(AP Photo/Fitness, David Y. Lee)
APRIL:
- 04-01: We fell in love with Condicizing again, and her invisible spherical friend became momentarily corporeal.
- 04-02: Tom Toles pretty much summarized the entire Condiyear in one cartoon.
- 04-02: Laura "Crazy Eyes" Bush pretty much lost it in Romania.
- 04-02: Micheline: still fabulous.
- 04-07: Thandie cast as Condi.
- 04-09: My favorite post title of the year: Condi Veep Rumor Sideshow Tent Explodes.
- 04-15: Angela Merkel: They're real, and they're incredible.
- 04-21: Bored with Condi's hairdo, I gave her antlers.
- 04-25: Condi 'n' Bush cheered on wounded vets and created a Gold Medal Supreme Grossout Moment of the Year™:
MAY:
- 05-13: We found out that pretty much all the Sunday shows were sick of the Condibot.
- 05-15: And now for something completely different, assault with a deadly juvenile deity.
- 05-15: Alan Keyes called himself an abortion, and who am I to argue?
- 05-16: The troops need hairdressers now more than ever.
- 05-22: Larry Craig bobblefoot proved that anything is marketable.
- 05-22: I wondered if maybe Daffy Duck was loose in the State Department.
- 05-28: Condi met Kiss:
JUNE:
- 06-02: We got abstinence in our pants and we needed to dance.
- 06-07: Condi got the inevitable Kiss makeover.
- 06-10: Laura Bush stumbled onto the set of what could be the hottest gay porn ever.
- 06-16: I found out I pretty much work in a den of filth.
- 06-23: I made some probably ill-advised suggestions for new racist campaign merchandise.
- 06-30: Condi had gorgeous Chinese photo-ops:
6 comments:
Holy cow, what a sensational walk down memory lane.
Condi should send you a nice thank you gift for humanizing her throughout this long Bush ordeal.
Without you, we'd know about as much about her as we do about Karen Hughes.
PSP: You've had a brilliant year. Like all great artists, your work in itself is far more important than its subject ("Dr" Rice).
CORRECTION PLS:
PSP: You've had a brilliant year. As is the case with all great artists, your work in itself is far more important than its subject("Dr" Rice).
This here rectalspective is mighty handy for those of us who missed a glittery post or two.
That Chinese backdrop is stunning, and I forgot about Bush and the airhorn thingy. It is the most retarded he has ever looked in a picture, including the one where he can't find the exit door at some summit.
I feel so awesome to have lived in a country where the Secretary of State has met with the leaders of the Kiss Army. Oh, the prestige.
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