(AP Photo/Fitness, David Y. Lee)
- 04-01: We fell in love with Condicizing again, and her invisible spherical friend became momentarily corporeal.
- 04-02: Tom Toles pretty much summarized the entire Condiyear in one cartoon.
- 04-02: Laura "Crazy Eyes" Bush pretty much lost it in Romania.
- 04-02: Micheline: still fabulous.
- 04-07: Thandie cast as Condi.
- 04-09: My favorite post title of the year: Condi Veep Rumor Sideshow Tent Explodes.
- 04-15: Angela Merkel: They're real, and they're incredible.
- 04-21: Bored with Condi's hairdo, I gave her antlers.
- 04-25: Condi 'n' Bush cheered on wounded vets and created a Gold Medal Supreme Grossout Moment of the Year™:
- 05-13: We found out that pretty much all the Sunday shows were sick of the Condibot.
- 05-15: And now for something completely different, assault with a deadly juvenile deity.
- 05-15: Alan Keyes called himself an abortion, and who am I to argue?
- 05-16: The troops need hairdressers now more than ever.
- 05-22: Larry Craig bobblefoot proved that anything is marketable.
- 05-22: I wondered if maybe Daffy Duck was loose in the State Department.
- 05-28: Condi met Kiss:
- 06-02: We got abstinence in our pants and we needed to dance.
- 06-07: Condi got the inevitable Kiss makeover.
- 06-10: Laura Bush stumbled onto the set of what could be the hottest gay porn ever.
- 06-16: I found out I pretty much work in a den of filth.
- 06-23: I made some probably ill-advised suggestions for new racist campaign merchandise.
- 06-30: Condi had gorgeous Chinese photo-ops: