Monday, April 07, 2008

Oliver Stone Finds His Condi!



Oliver Stone's new Bush biopic has its Condi! Her name is Thandie Newton, and as you can see from the comparison above, it's a perfect fit! Find out more about the talented Ms. Newton later today when the latest Condi Roundup is posted (Update: it's posted) at Wonkette.

Sorry, Penny!

18 comments:

FranIAm said...

Sheesh PSP, so early in the day, coffee spit upon the keyboard and all that!

Also, in my amazement I read this, as you can see from the comparison above, it's a perfect fit! as it's a perfect tit at first.

Phew. Although with all the recently mentioned Condicizing, it is clear that they must be perky and gravity-defying.

karenzipdrive said...

Thandie is far too fine and way too young to be playing that seahag.
I prefer Eartha Kitt.

Lulu Maude said...

I can only hope that there will be a scene in which Dr. Ferragamo disrobes (after a lively workout, perhaps) and reveals breasts that are better than the originals.

Matty Boy said...

I think Audra McDonald would have been better, but the last time Olivr Stone made a movie I liked, another guy named Bush was president.

Jess Wundrun said...

Is Oliver Stone doing a "Bush Babies" movie? Every actor listed in the article is under 40. What gives?

And unless they are going to give the Pickles role to Amy Winehouse for her breakthrough acting debut, I'm just not buying these sparkling happy youngsters in these roles. They're not even using Michael Sheen whose the only actor in the world who's allowed to play Tony Blair. They've got some attractive guy.

I hope Josh Brolin's signature line in this film is "Pull My Finger".

As for Ms. Condi. Eddie Murphy would've been my choice.

Anonymous said...

Has the disrobed lady on the left just gone through a Condi work-out? Or is she just back from a White House meeting with George W. Bush?

Anonymous said...

@Karenzipdrive: Eartha Kitt would be perfect to portray Condi. She has a great body like Condi and a well-uh face to match.

paul harvey oswald said...

Will there be a motorcade scene through Daly Plaza in this one?

Anonymous said...

EXCLUSIVE!!!

Let them eat cake

I was just watching the prime-time Croatian TV News and I can report that the Croat president Stipe Mesić said to a journalist that Condoleezza didn't touch any cake at the state dinner, because she must "keep her (body) line".

Bush on the other hand, was really hungry...

abaris@email.si

Anonymous said...

Dear abaris,

Republican America, I would venture to say, is the only segment of a country in the world that prides itself on its ability to have its female population welcome food deprivation ("you M----- F -----, throw this f-----g meal out, it will get me fat") and physical sado-masochism (for "Dr" Rice, in the State Dept gymn, in the name of "exercise"!) so that Every All-American Girl can look like ... "Dr" Rice!; and, after a "severe" work-out with the "trainer," (substitution for coitus) bomb the s--t out of Iraq (and other God-knows-where places) since "we all look and feel so good today."

Oh, I forgot: "Have a nice day!"

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Anonymous, step away from the scare quotes.

Lulu Maude said...

Zippie, please be nicer to Eartha. What has she done to you?!

Anonymous said...

How about James Brown as Condi? Oops, he's not available.

dguzman said...

Perhaps Wesley Snipes--he did drag so well in "To Wong Fu" and at least he's somewhere near Lecondel's real age.

Anonymous said...

Condi, too, thinks Thandie is too beautiful to play her.

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/880785,CST-FTR-zp07.article

INTRIGUING CASTING: A friend of Condoleezza Rice tells me the Secretary of State is tickled to learn Thandie Newton will portray her in Oliver Stone's "W," the upcoming film about President Bush, his family and political life. Rice supposedly is pleased she will be played by Newton, even though America's top diplomat thinks "she's way too beautiful to play me!"

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