Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Laura Bush Stumbles into Titan Video Shoot


New Zealand soliders perform the traditional warrior dance or haka during a ceremony welcoming U.S., first lady Laura Bush, right, at the military compound in Bamiyan, Afghanistan, Sunday, June 8, 2008. New Zealand military took over Bamiyan's Provincial Reconstruction Team Base from U.S. Troops in 2003. On the left of Bush is Major Justin de la Haye. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)


OK, I've been a little negligent lately. Sure, Condi's been a washout, a total bore, but I really should have paid closer attention to Laura Bush's strangely pointless recent adventure in Afghanistan. Her encounter with hot, half-naked Kiwi rough trade was especially touching. This is just so weird that even if I'm two days late, it would be a crime to not post the whole series of Laura Bush nudie cuties:



Can you spot the bottom? Remember this morning when we chatted about the marvels of cropping? Let's try it out:



HOTT. It's a good thing the FLOTUSbot™ is evidently sedated. Regard:



Can the hot, tattooed, scantily-clad muscleboy tempt Crazy Eyes? Will she flinch? Will she react in any way? Even if you kick sand at her? Nope:




Also, did you read about Laura's absurd mode of transport on her trip? Yes, she is safely sequestered in an Airstream trailer within an airplane. So cool:



To truly appreciate the surreality of this arrangement, you just have to look at the Reuters photo which shows the above setup in use. Not only is the first lady thoroughly encased within her stylish womb, it also has netting thrown over it:



Oh, Laura. It's so cute to see you transported like the wonderful zoo animal you are. I'll totally miss you.

27 comments:

Toriko said...

Yay, you found the pic!

I just love her vacant smile as the lad came running at her with a spear. In the news reports down under she said she wasn't scared because "We have the Haka in Texas"

Toriko said...

PS: Laura- 3/4 or 4/5 sleeve or whatever that is looks awful on you. Its like two pieces of dead meat is hanging from the end of your cuffs.

Anonymous said...

Another example of this country having gone completely mad...

FranIAm said...

Amazingly not photoshopped...

Anonymous said...

Hey! That's Dick Cheney's Airstream.

-- desertwind

Anonymous said...

Laura's "stylish womb" is otherwise known as the 'Senior Leader In Transit Conference Capsules'. My concern is that the SLIT-CC restricts access to the to the beautifully composed buffet table with the attractive brown tablecloth. Not to mention all the sleepy-head boys.

Anonymous said...

This meeting actually took place in Washington, D.C., in a neighborhood that has been hit hard by the price of gas and economic downturn ... the photos are evidence to how the population is reacting to the realities of fin de Bush regime America, dancing like crazy in front of the goddess from the White House not far away, hoping she will help them ... NicoLaura got there in a super-duper secure plane in case the natives became too restless ..

Sue J said...

I love how "the little people" are all getting stiff necks trying to sleep in uncomfortable seats, while m'lady dreams away in the comfort of her Airstream and its SleepNumber mattress ....

Karen said...

Oh, you'd think I'd have learned my lesson. I'm usually very careful to never drink my coffee while reading this- my favorite blog- because of past accidents with the keyboard. But I recklessly peeked in and thought I could get through the dancing boys. Cup up to lips. Then come the photos of the airstream with it's macrame condom and POOF!... caffein all over the keyboard AGAIN. But SO worth it!

Matty Boy said...

Question of the day: Laura, scarier with sunglasses or without?

Also, inside the Airstream. How much does it look like Hunter S. Thompson's version of heaven?

HRH King Friday XIII said...

God damn! I say, GOD DAAAMN!

dguzman said...

My God, you'd think the people who built the CondiBot would think to put at least a few more facial expressions into Pickles' programming. I guess they reserve that kind of technology for LeCondel LeShoes, so she can pose with KISS.

zoe said...

Scarier in glasses

carmen sutra said...

YUM yumyumyumyumyum!
Maybe as Dr. F continues to slide toward monotonous torpor, this blog can slowly be transformed into 1/2 Condi hair and 1/2 hot naked Maori boys. I am so there!

I'm not even sure what to say about the Crazy Eyes Capsule except that I look forward to Pickles starring in the remake of Caged Heat.

Anonymous said...

Dear visionary PSP,

Allow me to barf again at this appalling Crazy Eyes spectacle, which no one in the "official media" picked up.

Just think about how we all endure the current economic situation (boy, am I grateful for three cans of beans for two dollars at Giant), while Laura the Librarian goes off "spreading democracy" among the "natives." And who pays for the oil in that fancy jet of hers except us? She was never elected to an offical position -- and here she is, spending taxpayers' money on these stupid overseas travels.

Why is the MS so silent about this madness?

Cry, the beloved country ...

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

I wouldn't say the "mainstream media" (whatever that means anymore) ignored this. They are AP photos, after all. I believe there's video out there of the spectacle, as well.

Madduane said...

With that fixed rictus expression and board-stiff posture, I'm thinking this whole boondoggle was a way to get her outta the country while she had one of her episodes.

I'm guessing the airstream is more for the protection of all concerned (lookit them sleepin' babies), including a good foot thickness of foam padding inside the trailer.

z7q2 said...

The Airstream trailer serves a single purpose - so Laura doesn't have to poop in the airline toilet everyone else has to use.

Poop sequestration is important to these people.

Marylou said...

I think her trip was a diversion to lead the media away from the whole lying us into war story from Scottie's book. They probably picked her up in her sedated state and she woke up in Afghanistan.
I see the new meme around the left nets is that these people should be shunned if not imprisoned and not welcomed into polite society ever again.
I should say it's about time! I've said for years that the Ann Coulters and the Bill Kristols and the other right wing gasbags who manage to get on TV and be taken seriously would have, years ago, been the people on actual soap boxes in the park shouting nonsense or be the picketing psychos on the street corner that you crossed the street to avoid.

jterry said...

This has to be one of your greatest posts ever, PSP.

Of course, the real question is, did someone have the good sense to smuggle the bottom back on the plane with her? Cuz... mmm... yeah.

samael7 said...

New words to live by: there is no day so dreary that can't be cheered up by shirtless Maori soldiers doing the Haka.

My day has been put into perspective.

Anonymous said...

Eyes? No, it's all about the LIPS.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v516/seal_clubber/?action=view¤t=laura_joker.jpg

Anonymous said...

That Airstream is packed with dry ice!

Cynica said...

From Reuters: "The Airstream trailer was put on board The Spirit Of Strom Thurmond." You cannot make this shit up.

Joe said...

Don't you think that she has her own little caravan for a couple of reasons:
1.) Laura is a smoker. She wouldn't want to disappoint anyone in her entourage by letting them see her smoke a fag.
2.) Laura's a drinker. She wouldn't want to disappoint anyone in her entourage by letting them see her with a couple of martinis. I mean hell, you can smoke and not drink but you cannot drink and not smoke -- if you're a smoker, that is.
So it's a win win for everyone.
Good tip for those who live in non-smoking states or towns.

Anonymous said...

That looks like a C-17 and let me tell you it's alot more comfortable to fly than commercial aircraft. Whenever a high level VIP travels on military aircraft, they get special treatment. It's not always the same setup but as you noticed regular military families can fly on the same aircraft. Also the netting is not on the Airstream but on other cargo pallets. The Airstream has straps to secure it.

Lulu Maude said...

There are pallets of cash right behind it.

How very gracious of you to do a retrospective, Pony. I missed this post the first time around. It's dazzling.