New Zealand soliders perform the traditional warrior dance or haka during a ceremony welcoming U.S., first lady Laura Bush, right, at the military compound in Bamiyan, Afghanistan, Sunday, June 8, 2008. New Zealand military took over Bamiyan's Provincial Reconstruction Team Base from U.S. Troops in 2003. On the left of Bush is Major Justin de la Haye. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
OK, I've been a little negligent lately. Sure, Condi's been a washout, a total bore, but I really should have paid closer attention to Laura Bush's strangely pointless recent adventure in Afghanistan. Her encounter with hot, half-naked Kiwi rough trade was especially touching. This is just so weird that even if I'm two days late, it would be a crime to not post the whole series of Laura Bush nudie cuties:
Can you spot the bottom? Remember this morning when we chatted about the marvels of cropping? Let's try it out:
HOTT. It's a good thing the FLOTUSbot™ is evidently sedated. Regard:
Can the hot, tattooed, scantily-clad muscleboy tempt Crazy Eyes? Will she flinch? Will she react in any way? Even if you kick sand at her? Nope:
Also, did you read about Laura's absurd mode of transport on her trip? Yes, she is safely sequestered in an Airstream trailer within an airplane. So cool:
To truly appreciate the surreality of this arrangement, you just have to look at the Reuters photo which shows the above setup in use. Not only is the first lady thoroughly encased within her stylish womb, it also has netting thrown over it:
Oh, Laura. It's so cute to see you transported like the wonderful zoo animal you are. I'll totally miss you.