- 07-02: Condi came to the Xbox.
- 07-14: Win a dream date with Condi for $750,000.
- 07-15: Here's the moment I started falling in love with Cindy McCain.
- 07-22: Tragedy struck when Jordan's adorable Bear King shaved off his beard. For Obama. I swear, just as Bill Richardson would later. Barack Obama: enemy of beards.
- 07-28: Hilarious Thandie/Condi images revealed:
- 08-11: Lovable old war criminal Henry Kissinger fell asleep at the boring Olympics.
- 08-12: Alan Keyes compared McCain to AIDS and took, like, 50 gazillion words to do it.
- 08-14: Cindy debuted her chic sling accessory.
- 08-14: People went way, WAY overboard with Ray Charles analogies, and then they stopped just as suddenly as they began.
- 08-18: We all breathed a sigh of relief when Peter Pan was arrested.
- 08-21: I realized that, like John McCain, I, too, have trouble keeping track of my things.
- 08-27: Cindy still rocking the cast, now in intoxicating hot pink!
- 08-29: I went on vacation the same day Sarah Palin's nomination was announced.
- 09-01: This blog pretty much got eaten by Cindy McCain and Sarah Palin from this day forward. But there were other things! I swear!
- 09-03: George Will compared McCain to Nixon and Buchanan, and this was supposed to be a defense.
- 09-03: AP photographer focused on the things that mattered: Bristol Palin's uterus and ring finger.
- 09-03: And on Cindy McCain's shoes.
- 09-04: And on her fabulous fashions and crocheted boleros.
- 09-08: Condi was asked about Sarah Palin, answer unclear, please try again later.
- 09-09: Condi griped about no negroes at the State Department or something. I wondered if that were true, asked DoS staffers, found out it was typical Condi bullshit.
- 09-10: Please, can we get back to Sarah Palin's terrible shoes?
- 09-14: I doubted Sarah's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
- 09-15: I got distracted by her shoes again.
- 09-22: I wondered if Sarah Palin failed to give a speech she didn't write, does she still get credit for its contents?
- 09-22: We all remembered that Condi still existed, glanced at her, got bored.
- 09-24: I teased scoop-desperate Ian Halperin for being gullible about Condi Veep Rumors.
- 09-29: By the end of the month, Sarah's transformation to totally psychotic, self-caricaturizing monsterbot was complete: