JULY:
- 07-02: Condi came to the Xbox.
- 07-14: Win a dream date with Condi for $750,000.
- 07-15: Here's the moment I started falling in love with Cindy McCain.
- 07-22: Tragedy struck when Jordan's adorable Bear King shaved off his beard. For Obama. I swear, just as Bill Richardson would later. Barack Obama: enemy of beards.
- 07-28: Hilarious Thandie/Condi images revealed:
AUGUST:
- 08-11: Lovable old war criminal Henry Kissinger fell asleep at the boring Olympics.
- 08-12: Alan Keyes compared McCain to AIDS and took, like, 50 gazillion words to do it.
- 08-14: Cindy debuted her chic sling accessory.
- 08-14: People went way, WAY overboard with Ray Charles analogies, and then they stopped just as suddenly as they began.
- 08-18: We all breathed a sigh of relief when Peter Pan was arrested.
- 08-21: I realized that, like John McCain, I, too, have trouble keeping track of my things.
- 08-27: Cindy still rocking the cast, now in intoxicating hot pink!
- 08-29: I went on vacation the same day Sarah Palin's nomination was announced.
SEPTEMBER:
- 09-01: This blog pretty much got eaten by Cindy McCain and Sarah Palin from this day forward. But there were other things! I swear!
- 09-03: George Will compared McCain to Nixon and Buchanan, and this was supposed to be a defense.
- 09-03: AP photographer focused on the things that mattered: Bristol Palin's uterus and ring finger.
- 09-03: And on Cindy McCain's shoes.
- 09-04: And on her fabulous fashions and crocheted boleros.
- 09-08: Condi was asked about Sarah Palin, answer unclear, please try again later.
- 09-09: Condi griped about no negroes at the State Department or something. I wondered if that were true, asked DoS staffers, found out it was typical Condi bullshit.
- 09-10: Please, can we get back to Sarah Palin's terrible shoes?
- 09-14: I doubted Sarah's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
- 09-15: I got distracted by her shoes again.
- 09-22: I wondered if Sarah Palin failed to give a speech she didn't write, does she still get credit for its contents?
- 09-22: We all remembered that Condi still existed, glanced at her, got bored.
- 09-24: I teased scoop-desperate Ian Halperin for being gullible about Condi Veep Rumors.
- 09-29: By the end of the month, Sarah's transformation to totally psychotic, self-caricaturizing monsterbot was complete:
4 comments:
You just keep topping yourself. I may have to ship you a case of Mane 'n Tail as a thank you.
wish I had seen what J-Lo had to say about the convention. I'm sure it would have been hot.
Well this just proves that any news worth knowing is all right here.
Thank you PSP, thank you.
Wow, the Palin Monsterbot is truly hideous. Thanks for reminding me.
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