Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., center, and his wife Cindy, greet patrons of Kerby's Koney Island diner, Thursday, Aug. 14, 2008, in Bloomfield, Mich. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
Ha, ha, just kidding! It does seem like a missed opportunity for accessorizing, though. Still! She is fierce! It's hard to not totally love Cindy. I surrender.
In the meantime, though, I'm a tad concerned that an old friend of mine finds himself increasingly infatuated with the fabulous Arizona blonde. Private message to Jeff: there are support groups for this kind of thing!