Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Sarah Palin Commits Unforgivable Shoe Crime


A supporter of Republican vice presidential candidate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, shows off her t-shirt as Palin's red shoes are seen on stage during an outdoor rally in Fairfax, Virginia, September 10, 2008. (Jason Reed/Reuters)


OMG, forget the stupid t-shirt because we just have to discuss these horrible shoes! I was unable to identify the maker, but I'm thinking these are low or mid-price pumps, and they are what strippers call "show heels." I am totally not even convinced they're leather.

I mean... you have just got to be totally kidding me. If those shoes don't demonstrate her unsuitability for public office, nothing will.

29 comments:

Chrysta said...

is that mccain to her right? what happened to his signature Ferragamos?

be on the lookout for lucite platforms.

Anonymous said...

Come on. If you had to put up with Alaska weather gear all the time, tell me you wouldn't go for the eff-me pumps the first chance you got.

FranIAm said...

Payless- BOGO!

Either that or the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog.

Don't put her in charge of me!

drew in sf said...

Dear Sarah,

Keep your barracuda lipstick shoes off our uteruses!

Signed,
The male chauvinist dress-up pigs of America


[Trying to compose something that makes as much sense as this person's rise to prominence and the media-driven idiocy surrounding it]

swervinmervin said...

It's all about the lipstick. The T-shirt girl knows this, "stay on message the shoes say!" Sometimes fashion has to take a back seat.

linda said...

Drew,

1) Never heard the plural of "uterus" before.
2) You mean "abortionist liberals," not "chauvinist dress up pigs."

Elsewhere, Palin's comparing herself to a pit bull gives short shrift to the pit bull.

g said...

Someone who compares herself to an animal wearing lipstick shouldn't complain if someone else compares her to another animal in lipstick.

karenzipdrive said...

THE DEVIL WEARS PAYLESS!!

Muscato said...

If we persuade her to click the heels of those 4-inchers together, do you suppose she'll go back to whatever trashy alternaworld she came from?

zoe said...

Dear PSP: I understand we have been able to track down the S* word's shoes by Googling Neiman Marcus shoes. HOWEVER! I do believe we are out of our league here. Bakersfield does not have a Google site for its wonderful shoe sites. Nor does Arvin, or Lamont, or Weedpatch. All cities the same population who did not receive the "earmarks" of Walissa (sp?) So, I would suggest, as your contributor above noted, WALMART? They are antiunion. An appropriate shop.

Roberta said...

Lamont, Arvin and Weedpatch! Three local names I never imagined reading on PSP.

Anonymous said...

With the 3000 smackers each man, woman and child in Walla Walla Wasalla received in federal earmarks, could she not think about the dear shoes?

Distributorcap said...

clicks heels

"hey porky, we're not in alaska in anymore"

forget the shoes, what horrible ankles

dguzman said...

Definitely Payless. Definitely NOT leather. Perhaps she's vegan?

Madduane said...

Princess, those are populist shoes.

The last couple of weeks, I've been disturbed by the idea that my mom & some of my female relatives have to be eating this Walmart Diva's schtick up like it was bisquick flapjacks with log cabin syrup. I haven't talked to any of them about it yet (mostly out of fear of what I might say to them and the damage it will do to my relationships with these women I love), but I know them well enough to know that they are all bound to be big bulldog with lipstick fans.

So, that said, I worry that telling the truth about her doesn't help, it only alienates the delusional ones who will be most harmed by her.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

She probably bought them on eBay.

Anonymous said...

The best Condi hairdo shot ever? (But you have to listen to Rumsfeld's "oratory" first):


http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/11/911.day/?iref=hpmostpop#cnnSTCVideo

Anonymous said...

I think Sarah pilfered those pumps from Hamburger Mary's, the gay hamburger franchise. This is the very shoe they use to present the checks at the tables.

Anonymous said...

At least she made an effort to match the color to her permanent lip liner.

Klassy!

Anonymous said...

NPR said they are by Naughty Monkey

shane said...

They are shoddily made. Look at the angle of the heel...unbalanced, just like her.

Anonymous said...

The shoes are Charles Jourdan. They come in berry (worn by Palin), black and coffee. I have them in black. And they are very comfortable. With tax $512.00 US

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Are you sure? I don't think they are Jourdan. They're barely even available in the US.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Clarification: there are no such things as Charles Jourdan shoes anymore. Oh, treacherous provider of false shoe information!

Anonymous said...

Princess, thank you for giving me the biggest full-body shudder I've had all day!! Even I have quality pumps to wear when presenting myself to the manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel's coworkers. (The rest of the time I wear Birkenstocks; oh, you knew that already?)

Keep up the powerfully fabulous work! Big hugs, Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel

Ruthie said...

I'm guessing Women Mariana's by GOLC--a steal at $142.95. Either that or last season's Naturalizers....

Anonymous said...

OMG, I love Sarah Palin.

She is my idol. But I never noticed before that she had cankles.

Now I don't know who to vote for. Can I vote for a ticket where the VP has cankles?

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