Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Michele Bachmann To Stop Pretending To Be A Legislator

Awww... I have mixed feelings about Michele retiring! She's been almost completely useless as a congresswoman; I don't believe she's ever had a single piece of legislation passed, other than one of the dozens of symbolic "kill Obamacare" bills which, of course, died in the Senate. She also twice introduced some kind of "light bulb freedom" act which, likewise, went nowhere.

But it's OK, because that's not why we love Michele! We love her for her nelly husband, for her crazy eyes, the challenging spelling of her name, her fear of college students, reporters, and even coffee tables... the list goes on and on. Mostly, however, we love her for this:

And this:

All hail Michele Bachmann! Queen of meat!


Comrade Physioprof said...

Awesome Photoshop, dude!

Anonymous said...

That's a blatant grab for internet meme status, but I can't knock success. Here's hoping for the best; you deserve it!

Peteykins said...

Actually, I did that Kiss thing a couple of years ago, and it DID go viral on Buzzfeed, but without being credited to me, which is why I added the URL to the image.

samael7 said...

I remember the KISS pictures quite well. And Alice in Carcassland, I will never forget. Baffling, strange little flower, our Michele.