Awww... I have mixed feelings about Michele retiring! She's been almost completely useless as a congresswoman; I don't believe she's ever had a single piece of legislation passed, other than one of the dozens of symbolic "kill Obamacare" bills which, of course, died in the Senate. She also twice introduced some kind of "light bulb freedom" act which, likewise, went nowhere.
But it's OK, because that's not why we love Michele! We love her for her nelly husband, for her crazy eyes, the challenging spelling of her name, her fear of college students, reporters, and even coffee tables... the list goes on and on. Mostly, however, we love her for this:
All hail Michele Bachmann! Queen of meat!