Republican presidential candidate, Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., speaks during a Faith and Family Council news conference, Tuesday, Oct. 4, 2011, in Des Moines, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
Michele Bachmann knows when she's beaten, when danger levels are too high. All she wanted to do was have a cute photo-op at a pumpkin patch, but alas, "several dozen" college students scared her away. Indeed, in one photo, I can count nearly 30 youngsters standing around, chatting amongst themselves. Terrifying! I'm so glad Michele is safe and unharmed and that she got through this horrifying ordeal.
And I know you love this sort of thing, so here's a close-up of one of Michele's eyes:
Finally, I love this guy's sign: