Thursday, February 09, 2012

And The National Enquirer's Big "Callista Gingrich Lesbian Shocker" Is...

...that Callista has a lesbian friend. Seriously, that's it. That's the shocker. OMG. Are you sufficiently shocked? I'm reeling. (Photo of Callista's lesbian friend via.)

9 comments:

Sharkey said...

"This is a bombshell revelation exposing the fact that this woman has both Callista and Newt's ear to pass on her beliefs..."

BOOM!

Peteykins said...

Shocker!!!!!!!

MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel said...

Callista's friend has known her since they were sorority sisters (!!!) at a college I'd never heard of (WHAT A RUSH!), and she is now an Epicopalian canon. Not Callista, but the canon, of course...

Lazy Media said...

I'm still giggling at the fact that Callista pledged Delta Alpha Delta. DAD. As in sugar Daddy with a Tiffany's account, geddit?

OK, so it's not that funny, but still. DAD? The sophomoric insults from those ADPi bitches write themselves.

The Cat's Meow said...

But doesn't Newt have a gay sister? Big deal.

dianegsocialist said...

This is where the Enquirer's editors get to say "Ha ha, made you look!"

samael7 said...

I liked my explanation better. Sigh.

bs detector said...

That's funny. She doesn't look Lesbian.

Karen Zipdrive said...

She looks pretty lesbian to me.