And The National Enquirer's Big "Callista Gingrich Lesbian Shocker" Is...
...that Callista has a lesbian friend. Seriously, that's it. That's the shocker. OMG. Are you sufficiently shocked? I'm reeling. (Photo of Callista's lesbian friend via.)
9 comments:
Sharkey
said...
"This is a bombshell revelation exposing the fact that this woman has both Callista and Newt's ear to pass on her beliefs..."
Callista's friend has known her since they were sorority sisters (!!!) at a college I'd never heard of (WHAT A RUSH!), and she is now an Epicopalian canon. Not Callista, but the canon, of course...
9 comments:
"This is a bombshell revelation exposing the fact that this woman has both Callista and Newt's ear to pass on her beliefs..."
BOOM!
Shocker!!!!!!!
Callista's friend has known her since they were sorority sisters (!!!) at a college I'd never heard of (WHAT A RUSH!), and she is now an Epicopalian canon. Not Callista, but the canon, of course...
I'm still giggling at the fact that Callista pledged Delta Alpha Delta. DAD. As in sugar Daddy with a Tiffany's account, geddit?
OK, so it's not that funny, but still. DAD? The sophomoric insults from those ADPi bitches write themselves.
But doesn't Newt have a gay sister? Big deal.
This is where the Enquirer's editors get to say "Ha ha, made you look!"
I liked my explanation better. Sigh.
That's funny. She doesn't look Lesbian.
She looks pretty lesbian to me.
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