Business is lousy because a lot of the Republican buttsecks loving closet cases are leaving DeeSee. Democrats aren't just as profitable because they are blatant about it and can get nooky for free. Thus, Gannon's profit stream has dried up and now he's blowing guys under bridges for $5 a pop instead of his usual escort fees.
Either that, or he's gone off to California to suck Zombie Raygun's cock.
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Obviously, the Intertubes are broken. He just can't be "not available!"
I like that the list of relevant categories at the bottom of his Wikipedia article includes "American courtesans and prostitutes."
Business is lousy because a lot of the Republican buttsecks loving closet cases are leaving DeeSee. Democrats aren't just as profitable because they are blatant about it and can get nooky for free. Thus, Gannon's profit stream has dried up and now he's blowing guys under bridges for $5 a pop instead of his usual escort fees.
Either that, or he's gone off to California to suck Zombie Raygun's cock.
Dissappeared for knowing which way Cheney's little doohickey bends?
Have you tried searching the escort ads on Craigslist? Seems that would have been the first stop.
Oh, no! He's off on some extremely manly mission, fighting for America, patriot that he is.
I'd go with Craig's List, under "has-been hookers."
Anonymous, ixnay on posting his phone number here.
His looks deteriorated in parallel with his personality.
I think he's waiting for Dubya in Paraguay.
He could be posting at the Internet Archive's Grateful Dead pages:
http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22Jeff%20Gannon%22
Or maybe it's just Ann Coulter's alter ego.
Shouldn't diappearing prostitutes be a hot topic? Nahhh, I guess not.
Anyway, Princess Sparkle Pony...have you ever seen the movies called The Changeling?
Both Changelings are spook-y, and not to be missed.
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