Friday, October 03, 2008

Where's Jeff Gannon?



Who? Oh, right! You'd think with the presidential campaign in full-swing, we'd need the calm, reflective voice of reason provided by Jeff Gannon more than ever. But where is he? Let's turn over a few rocks and see if we can find him!

  • He's not on his own blog, which hasn't been updated since August 20.
  • Everybody reacted with alarm when it was announced last June that he would be blogging for the National Press Club. But what's this? The NPC's blog site domain has expired and reverted to a spammy place-holder. In fact, the Google cache of the site suggests he only ever posted there twice.
  • Speaking of the NPC, there's no evidence that Jeff has been involved in anything they've done for quite some time. Did they kick him to the curb after the negative publicity?
  • What about his activities with the International Bible Reading Association? Hmm, they no longer seem to have an American chapter.
  • Google News Search turns up only, as usual, jokes and references to him being a whore in the White House press room.
  • He probably wrote this fake "review" of his own self-published book (using his favorite word, unvarnished), but that was over a year ago.

So where's Jeff? Did he finally realize that nobody in either politics or journalism really takes him seriously, including (especially including) his Republican friends? Will this post flush him out? C'mon, Jeff, you've commented here before! I'd love to hear his opinion on Sarah Palin (which is what led to this search). I can't believe I'm saying this, but I kinda miss the guy!

18 comments:

karenzipdrive said...

God, I hate that photo of him. He looks like a circumcised penis with a goofy face drawn on it with a Marks-a-Lot.
And his chin looks like an ass.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, it's high-larry-us to look at the other books buyers of Jeff's tome purchased at Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0595906893/ref=cm_rdp_product

rptrcub said...

perhaps he's stuck in some Log Cabiner's basement. You can fill in the rest of the mental picture yourself.

Karen Zipdrive said...

The reviews of Gannon's "book" on Amazon are even more hilarious.
He gives the word sucker a whole new meaning when describing the gullible neo-con wingnuts who actually paid money for his "book."

Matty Boy said...

OMG, I thought he was like the Energizer Bunny, he'd just keep going and going. He commented on my blog last year when I had less than 75 readers a day, not even one fourth of what I have now, which still isn't a big damn deal.

Maybe he's off his meds.

You're hangin' by a thread, Jeff. Suck it up, buddy! It just wouldn't be the same without you.

It might be better, but it wouldn't be the same.

Muscato said...

But the good news only keeps coming: he's apparently been followed closely after by the nearly forgtten Matt Sanchez, and Larry Craig has given his last speech on the floor.

Could the era of creepy closety rightwing queers be drawing to a close (like so many other dubious achievements of the past few years)?

As they used to say in the papers, kids: watch this space, 'cause you know that PSP will find the truth.

FranIAm said...

Sweet Jeebus on a waffle - I just spit coffee all over my damn keyboard!

That photo, now that the humor is past I can only say "teh gannon - it burns!"

g said...

Ohmigod!! Princess, you visited my blog!

And yes, karenzipdrive, what an apt description - he does look like a penis with a face drawn on it.

Please don't start posting his dog-tag pose - it's totally NSFW.

Distributorcap said...

someone has to been cleaning up after Condi

Shelly Amber said...

I have been going to his site regularly and nothing!!!!!!!
I have his personal email....since one time I corrected his site and then he sent me back a "thanks for that"....
I'll see if he is stuck in a bathroom stall in St. Paul....

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

OOh, yes, please, Shelly! And report back ASAP!

CroakerCreacher said...

I just want everyone to know that Jeff Gannon stole my gimp suit.

dguzman said...

I had a crazy-eye moment and thought you'd written, "Let's turn over a few COCKS and see if we can find him!" Oops. Paging Mr. Freud...

samael7 said...

You miss him? Really?

Good heavens, I don't. The sooner we saw the back of his glans . . . uh, head . . . the better.

rptrcub said...

samael, all we'll see are herpes scabs.

jderda said...

Jeff Who?

Gary said...

Maybe he's performing one-on-one fundraising. As Lady Palin says "Drill, baby, DRILL!"

Anonymous said...

All child prosties from Des Moines go into hiding during election time. Didn't you know?