Wednesday, December 17, 2008

UPDATE: Gannon Gone



So sad! Unfortunately, the domain is not available (I tried, natch. God, how great would that have been?). So I have to ask again: where's Jeff?

11 comments:

dguzman said...

Obviously, the Intertubes are broken. He just can't be "not available!"

John said...

I like that the list of relevant categories at the bottom of his Wikipedia article includes "American courtesans and prostitutes."

rptrcub said...

Business is lousy because a lot of the Republican buttsecks loving closet cases are leaving DeeSee. Democrats aren't just as profitable because they are blatant about it and can get nooky for free. Thus, Gannon's profit stream has dried up and now he's blowing guys under bridges for $5 a pop instead of his usual escort fees.

Either that, or he's gone off to California to suck Zombie Raygun's cock.

Madduane said...

Dissappeared for knowing which way Cheney's little doohickey bends?

Ricky said...

Have you tried searching the escort ads on Craigslist? Seems that would have been the first stop.

Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

Oh, no! He's off on some extremely manly mission, fighting for America, patriot that he is.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'd go with Craig's List, under "has-been hookers."

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Anonymous, ixnay on posting his phone number here.

Uncle Glenny said...

His looks deteriorated in parallel with his personality.

I think he's waiting for Dubya in Paraguay.

Anonymous said...

He could be posting at the Internet Archive's Grateful Dead pages:

http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22Jeff%20Gannon%22

Or maybe it's just Ann Coulter's alter ego.

Ann said...

Shouldn't diappearing prostitutes be a hot topic? Nahhh, I guess not.

Anyway, Princess Sparkle Pony...have you ever seen the movies called The Changeling?

Both Changelings are spook-y, and not to be missed.