Tuesday, May 06, 2008

McCain Lapel Checkup: Still Pinless, Still Unmentioned


US Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain (R-AZ) speaks during a visit in Charlotte, North Carolina, May 5, 2008. (Chris Keane/Reuters)


OK, so I was just reading Richard Cohen's latest brain-damaged reflections on scary black man Obama. It turns out Richard's OK with Obama's pinlessness! Neat! Late to the party but eager to please! I'm relieved a thinker of Cohen's caliber has weighed in on this crucially important issue.

So I thought that I'd check again to see if McCain is still pinless himself. And he is! But it's OK! Because it only matters when Democrats don't wear pins! Yay!

9 comments:

Sue J said...

a thinker of Cohen's caliber

Ha ha ha ha ha! You made me snort my coffee!

karenzipdrive said...

McCain's flag pin is attached to his bare skin.

dguzman said...

Exactly, Zipdrive. I'm sure it turns him on when Chimpy fondles his flag nipple piercing.

Manager Mom said...

Well, everyone knows that Democrats are godless, unpatriotic heathens, right? It's a little known secret that when Republicans have babies, they tattoo mini flag pins on their butts...so no clothing adornment is necessary...

Major Mel Funkshun said...

Princess,
If I had not read the article, I would think that you were pointing to his heart, which is also MIA.

Kelster93 said...

The real reason for Mac's pinlessness: no pointy metal objects allowed near the pacemaker.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

No pin?? Why does a 5-year POW with a long history of service to his country hate America?

Anonymous said...

His pin is on one of Hillary's many testicles.

Distributorcap said...

cindy stole the pin to hold up her skin