Friday, October 05, 2007

McCain Lapel Watch Day 1!

(AP Photo/Willis Glassgow) 10-03-07

I wrote a stupid item over a year ago about how Walnuts McCain is obviously an America-hater who would destroy the World Trade towers all over again if he could because --OMG-- he doesn't wear one of those stupid flag lapel pins. As you can see from the above picture, shot Wednesday, he still doesn't and, therefore, is a Communist.

I was being silly, of course. But now, all sorts of people are writing real articles in real newspapers (and dumb blogs) about how Obama doesn't wear one, either!

I'm assuming the Coulters and Limbaughs of this once-proud nation with be using this ridiculous observation as a springboard to question Obama's patriotism over the next couple of days (Michelle Malkin already has!), but here's my question: will McCain come to Obama's defense? Probably not. Better yet, will Walnuts quietly start wearing one of the unfashionable accessories in the next couple of days? Would his gay sweaters allow it?

Stay tuned!


karenzipdrive said...

I thought Walnuts was dead.

Matty Boy said...

Being fair, Princess. Republicans don't have to prove they love America. They're Republicans, so that's proof enough. Democrats have to PROVE it, because they are now immediately under suspicion.

In much the same way, old, unattractive, married Republican politicians are now under suspicion of being hairdressers, and they have to show proof that they are not. Hence, WALNUTS! has probably worn his last big gay sweater.

Too bad, because it's gonna get chilly in New Hampshire and Iowa soon.

dguzman said...

By then his campaign will be dead anyway, Matty. No worries.

FranIAm said...

I knew I should have stayed in Spain.

wassonii said...

Been a little busy, but picking up from whence I left. Looking forward to your take, as always, on the finer do's and don'ts of this fragile existence.
And, no, the sweaters, methinks, dost protest.