U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) and Japan's Minister of Defense Yuriko Koike face reporters before their meeting in the Treaty Room of the State Department in Washington August 9, 2007. REUTERS/Yuri Gripas (UNITED STATES)
Oh, dear, this won't do at all! It's easy to see that the above image shows not Condi herself, but the Disneytronic Condibot, the labor-saving device deployed for situations lacking the gravitas which require the involvement of the real Dr. Ferragamo.
But, hello? Condibot science squad? Can you not see that several gaskets and links in the central support structure are slipping and need immediate replacement? I mean, c'mon, that posture is simply embarrassing. Let's get it together, people! The reputation of American robotics is at stake!