U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is seen through the viewfinder of a video camera while speaking to the Edward R. Murrow Journalism Program participants at the State Department in Washington April 10, 2007. REUTERS/Molly Riley (UNITED STATES)
Molly, honey, I am totally your instant #1 fan! Hand it to Reuters for having the best Condirazzi squad of all, thanks to team captains Larry Downing and Yuri Gripas. AP and AFI are going to have to seriously step up their games to compete with this talented new Condiography superstar!
Whew! Was it good for you, too? It kinda reminds me of that movie They Live.
UPDATE: The more I look at this magical photograph, the more I'm prepared to say that this may be, in fact, the single most unflattering picture of Dr. Ferragamo I've ever seen. And that's saying something.
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I like the way it appears to give her "old-school" Oprah hair.
OMG, that is the BEST.
A completely appropos They Live quip! Oh, Rowdy Roddy Piper would be so proud.
I'm with Samael that if this were not in some wierd hypno lens, the Condi Haircut Alert Level would be AT LEAST High if not Severe.
Good golly miss Molly. You have outdone yourself and practically all others.
Spectacu-fabulous!
I was thinking Mars Attacks!, but same difference.
Just fabulous.
I find myself irresistably drawn into the Old Oprah-do/Clingon-like/Mars Attacks(good observation smitty) forehead.
But what is the laser-like streak straight in the middle of the Secretary's neck and upper bossom? A sign from the forces of evil, a St Dept replay of the exorcist? Or just an optical illusion?
maybe it is the connection to the mothership???
Now just imagine that the room is pitch black, and that's the view you suddenly get through your special ops night vision goggles.
::shiver::
She looks like she's about to foam at the mouth
They Live is the first thing I thought, too, before reading the text.
HAHAHAHAHA. Great pic! She almost looks like Bat Boy from the National Enquirer.
http://www.danielamos.com/stunt/batboy.gif
P.S. Princess, thanks for the WIHDC endorsement. Let me know if you ever need someone to brush your hair with a giant pink comb or something.
Speech text begins: "Puny Humans! Who will save you now!"
Why did they wait until the 6th year of their regime to reveal themselves? Was it so they could beat down our armed forces first before the invasion begins? I just hate it when the only thing that stands between us and total annihilation is Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum...
Night of the Condi dead...
Oh my. Oh my.
Your entire raison d'etre has been dipped in gold.
that line is giving me flashes of The Omen...there's some creepy little kid off camera who is actually the anti-Christ and the worlds going to end
OMG, Princess - I don't know how you will ever top this one. Maybe some cameras really do capture the soul!
Now we know how "Dr" Rice got her professors to sign off on her PhD thesis...
I wanna see Condi and Laura reproduce the alley fight scene from They Live. Best movie fight scene evah!
But what is the laser-like streak straight in the middle of the Secretary's neck and upper bossom?
Her flesh zipper.
flesh zipper--damn, that was good!
Look at her earings. Someone better contact Jem. We're clearly catching her mid-transformation.
Mike Nelson of MST3K once said the movie Roadhouse was not the worst movie ever, it was the worst THING ever.
It now has some competition.
I actually find PSP's avatar picture on Wonkette a little creepier than this, but this of course is unbelievably not photoshopped.
All she needs is a pair of horn and she'll be set. what a wonderfully frightening shot!
yes, I know, way late for this train. But I wanted to posteritize the close-up...
Drew, that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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