Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Condi Photo of the Day... Week... Month... Probably Condi Photo of the Year


U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is seen through the viewfinder of a video camera while speaking to the Edward R. Murrow Journalism Program participants at the State Department in Washington April 10, 2007. REUTERS/Molly Riley (UNITED STATES)


Molly, honey, I am totally your instant #1 fan! Hand it to Reuters for having the best Condirazzi squad of all, thanks to team captains Larry Downing and Yuri Gripas. AP and AFI are going to have to seriously step up their games to compete with this talented new Condiography superstar!

Whew! Was it good for you, too? It kinda reminds me of that movie They Live.

UPDATE:
The more I look at this magical photograph, the more I'm prepared to say that this may be, in fact, the single most unflattering picture of Dr. Ferragamo I've ever seen. And that's saying something.

28 comments:

samael7 said...

I like the way it appears to give her "old-school" Oprah hair.

John said...

OMG, that is the BEST.

Matty Boy said...

A completely appropos They Live quip! Oh, Rowdy Roddy Piper would be so proud.

I'm with Samael that if this were not in some wierd hypno lens, the Condi Haircut Alert Level would be AT LEAST High if not Severe.

Fran said...

Good golly miss Molly. You have outdone yourself and practically all others.

Spectacu-fabulous!

Smitty said...

I was thinking Mars Attacks!, but same difference.

Just fabulous.

Fran said...

I find myself irresistably drawn into the Old Oprah-do/Clingon-like/Mars Attacks(good observation smitty) forehead.

Anonymous said...

But what is the laser-like streak straight in the middle of the Secretary's neck and upper bossom? A sign from the forces of evil, a St Dept replay of the exorcist? Or just an optical illusion?

Anonymous said...

maybe it is the connection to the mothership???

gregg said...

Now just imagine that the room is pitch black, and that's the view you suddenly get through your special ops night vision goggles.

::shiver::

z7q2 said...

She looks like she's about to foam at the mouth

Marcos El Malo said...

They Live is the first thing I thought, too, before reading the text.

Karen Zipdrive said...

So much for breakfast...

HRH King Friday XIII said...
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HRH King Friday XIII said...

HAHAHAHAHA. Great pic! She almost looks like Bat Boy from the National Enquirer.
http://www.danielamos.com/stunt/batboy.gif


P.S. Princess, thanks for the WIHDC endorsement. Let me know if you ever need someone to brush your hair with a giant pink comb or something.

No Marsupial Equivalent said...

Speech text begins: "Puny Humans! Who will save you now!"

Why did they wait until the 6th year of their regime to reveal themselves? Was it so they could beat down our armed forces first before the invasion begins? I just hate it when the only thing that stands between us and total annihilation is Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum...

Anonymous said...

Night of the Condi dead...

Lulu Maude said...

Oh my. Oh my.

Your entire raison d'etre has been dipped in gold.

Anonymous said...

that line is giving me flashes of The Omen...there's some creepy little kid off camera who is actually the anti-Christ and the worlds going to end

brooklyn red said...

OMG, Princess - I don't know how you will ever top this one. Maybe some cameras really do capture the soul!

Anonymous said...

Now we know how "Dr" Rice got her professors to sign off on her PhD thesis...

gjdodger said...

I wanna see Condi and Laura reproduce the alley fight scene from They Live. Best movie fight scene evah!

samael7 said...

But what is the laser-like streak straight in the middle of the Secretary's neck and upper bossom?

Her flesh zipper.

Lulu Maude said...

flesh zipper--damn, that was good!

Anonymous said...

Look at her earings. Someone better contact Jem. We're clearly catching her mid-transformation.

Matty Boy said...

Mike Nelson of MST3K once said the movie Roadhouse was not the worst movie ever, it was the worst THING ever.

It now has some competition.

I actually find PSP's avatar picture on Wonkette a little creepier than this, but this of course is unbelievably not photoshopped.

Lydia said...

All she needs is a pair of horn and she'll be set. what a wonderfully frightening shot!

drew in sf said...

yes, I know, way late for this train. But I wanted to posteritize the close-up...

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Drew, that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.