Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, reaches out to shake hands with Republican Presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., prior to their speaking with reporters about Iraq, Thursday, April 12, 2007, at the end of their meeting at the State Department in Washington. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
OMG, why didn't I think of this before? They're perfect for each other! Maybe Condi's the pony McCain was searching for earlier? I'm assuming their conversation went something like this:
Walnuts: So the Iraq thing, that's all going great, right?
Condi: Oh, gosh yes, Wally, swimmingly. You don't mind if I call you Wally, do you?
Walnuts: As long as you call me!
Walnuts: OK, so Nancy Pelosi really is...
Condi: ...a bitch, yes.
Walnuts: I was going to say a cow.
Condi: Don't use animal metaphors; you suck at them.
Walnuts: Well, OK, but "bitch" is also technically...
Condi: Be quiet and smile for the photographers, Wally.
Yay! Try not to think of the specifics of their imminent coupling, however, because that can only end in tears and violent nausea.
Oh, and the "Walnuts" thing? If, for some reason, you haven't seen it yet, be sure to view the third-party ad for McCain which started that whole thing. Seriously, I've watched it dozens of times, and it never fails to bring a tear to my eye.