Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Meet the New Jeff Gannon, Same as the Old Jeff Gannon

OK, so this'll be all over the intertubes today, but the guy above? He's Matt Sanchez, and he was one of the stars of the recent CPACstravaganza. And would you believe he used to be a gay porn star and "escort"?


His CPAC hosts didn't ask, I guess, so he didn't tell.


Jess Wundrun said...

Sword fight comin'! Or maybe an Adam's Apple bobbing competition.

Say, is that baby seal lining Ann's coat? I'll bet she clubbed it herself.

Coach said...

Ten bucks says that Ann Coulter walked in on her daddy having sex with another man when she was five.

Anonymous said...

I can see the ad now:
Faux news needs person familiar with the gay community
required: a deep knowledge of gay porn for guest screening.

Edward O'Neill said...

Apparently Sanchez was a minor star with some major attributes. One of Sanchez's gay porn film titles? Jawbreaker. Ouch.

Just shows what a hypocrite Coulter is.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to have to point this out, but Ann looks like a real faggot in that picture, doesn't she?

Actually that whole shearling thing could be rather lesbo-licscious under the right circumstances.

Lulu Maude said...

Ann Coulter has an 11-inch cock, but hers is in a jar.

She kept it after her surgery.

Karen Zipdrive said...

What did the horse say to Ann Coulter?

"Why the long face?"

Anonymous said...

a cock couldnt get past the adams apple in mann coulter's throat

what a piece of shit.....