Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Wednesday Condi Funnies

Bring me the head of Scooter Libby!

And from today's Onion:

Condoleezza Rice Drives Halfway To Airport Before Realizing She Forgot Interpreter
WASHINGTON, DC—Just 15 minutes away from Dulles
International Airport yesterday, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice reportedly shouted to herself, muttered an expletive under her breath, and made a sharp U-turn across four lanes of highway when she realized she had left her interpreter at home, Deputy Secretary of State John D. Negroponte confirmed.

"Secretary Rice has had a lot on her mind recently, and even though she left her interpreter out in an obvious place the night before her important visit to the Mideast, well, sometimes these things happen," said Negroponte, who claimed that frustrating mistakes occur among high-ranking officials more than one would think. "Good thing her toll-booth collector had a thick Pakistani accent."

Rice, reportedly driving at speeds exceeding 100 mph, called an assistant when she was 10 minutes away from her house and ordered him to have the interpreter ready as soon as she pulled into the driveway.


Jess Wundrun said...

Please tell me you have not revealed the identity of the invisible spherical friend.

I am as devastated by this as I was when we found out Kristen was the shooter.

Edith's Friend said...

PSP, saw a report on the today show this morning about how Cheney's losing influence, and that Condi's star seems to be on the rise, so this peice seems very astute.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Cheney gave her the old bowling bag he used to carry Libby's head in.
He won't be needing it anymore now that he's distanced himself from Scooter.

Freudian Slip said...

That is one freaky picture! Funny stuff though...