Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Dear God, Please Keep Both of These Women on TV, Thanks, Sparkle Pony



Keep Sarah on, obvs, because she's hilarious. Keep Ann on because she's really the best spokesmodel for the GOP, and the most capable and willing to espouse their values. In fact, I wish Ann were on TV 24/7 so that audiences everywhere could really see this accurate portrayal of a typical Republican. And that's really all I have to say on the subject!

But is there really a difference between Silverman's and Coulter's faggot jokes? Don't be retarded, of course there is!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

God help us. Oh wait, I'm a liberal, umm.....

Karen Zipdrive said...

The only consolation re: Ann Coulter is knowing that her sex partners are all a bunch of paunchy old Republican farts.
She and Greta Von Sustern are clawing for the same old geezers.
HA!

Edith's Friend said...

See what hating will getcha? Power! Fame! More hate! and you can substitute it all for love...

Lulu Maude said...

What makes me so happy about Vermont is that everybody laughs at her up here. It's really bonding me to the Green Mountain State in ways I never anticipated. I used to just hate it here.

Thanks, Ann!

Anonymous said...

Nice tank top, honey. Don't let anyone tell you Spandex™ is déclassé.

Karen Zipdrive said...

You'd think Coulter's arms would be more muscular considering how many handjobs she gives the boys at Fox News.

Anonymous said...

I have a theory that Sarah Silverman is actually a scientist that dabbles in comedy and she was eyeballs deep in a secret human genome project and they gave birth to they first child of science and things went haywire and like Frankensteins monster...Ann Coulter was born. Except Ann is made out of toilet paper and old farts and scabs Sarah had been collecting and storing in jars.

-CM

Shelly said...

When Ann was on the Today show, wearing that little black dress, she was followed by Kathy Griffen who asked "who wears a black cocktail dress at 8am?".
I thought that was hilarious.
Peace ya'll.