Thrillingly real! OK, so I know I have a tendency to speak in superlatives, but the AFA's new series for children really is the most creepily moronic thing I've seen in years.
Meet Sticky Gumm, an apparently retarded child with Progeria, his cross-dressing "mother" and the ambiguously gay rangers (seriously... wtf?) who invade their lives, causing slow-moving hijinx and moronic pratfalls galore. I'm not sure if Jesus ends up joining this disturbing ménage à quatre, but I'm guessing yes. Seriously, this stuff makes Barney the Dinosaur look like Voltaire.
OK, I totally know it's controversial to use this word in the following context, but this is all just so... gay.
By all means click on the link and see for yourself that often the 'real thing' is way, way weirder than anything a satirist could invent.
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Gee, I just don't know what StickyGumm merchandise to put on my wishlist first! Maybe that lip balm in the opening shot. Sure looked good.
Sort of like Paul Lynde with an exploded mouth.
Ow. That hurt.
What the FUCK was that????
Y'know, Pee Wee Herman was waaaaaay more effective at that sort of grown-man-as-mischievous-boy sorta thing. Even if he is a Godless pervert.
If you run away from home and go camping a pedophilic park ranger will share your pup tent with you?
Was the bull and the clown just an attempt at Felliniesque gravitas?
I feel dirty now.
How did anyone find stickygum? I went to the AFA site and the demands for identification were scary. Thankyou Sparklepony and friends. This post needs to be preserved.
The best part? When Sticky rubs his hands over his breasts when he meets the park rangers.
This is weird and creepy.
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