Thursday, March 01, 2007

Please Speculate Wildly About Condi's Hunky Bodyguard

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, center, accompanied by staff and security personnel, arrives for a secret Senate briefing on Iraq, Thursday, March 1, 2007 on Capitol Hill in Washington. (AP Photo/Dennis Cook)

Beep! Beep! Make way for the Condibot! What can I say? No wonder Condi doesn't need a boyfriend. Also today, a special treat for State Department matching armchairs photo-op fans and a quandary:

What do you do when one of your subjects threatens to engulf one of the armchairs? For a pro like Reuters' Jim Young, the answer is simple:

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) meets with Bahrain's Minister for Foreign Affairs Shaikh Khalid Bin Ahmed Al-Khalifa at the State Department in Washington March 1, 2007. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)

Zoom in!


Anonymous said...


You outdo ourself with every posting.

This one is a wonder --
a perfect reflection of (sorry for the crappy German word) the zeitgeist of Bushworld, Inc, TM.

Matty Boy said...

You ask us to speculate about hunky bodyguard, then give us TWO pictures of this wall of Arabic flesh, this armchair crushing Bahrainian Bulkhead.

Okay, back to the bodyguard.

His shirt and tie are wonderfully shiny and his haircut is... aerodynamic, to say the least. His left hand is in an odd position. Is he trying to remember the killing blows from a martial arts class? Let's see... monkey, crane, tiger, llama... no, not llama.

Damn, what were they?

And by the time he remembered, the guy from Bahrain ate him. It's a pity, really.

Jess Wundrun said...

A wafer thin mint?

Coach said...

Getting man-handled by that agent is worth the pepper-spray to the face. JUST KIDDING SECRET SERVICE!!!!!!! Please don't arrest me.

propaganda1 said...

Mère des souvenirs, princesse des princesses,

What's a quandry?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Ohhh... good catch. Thanks!

Lulu Maude said...

The photo as text. You are a vital part of my continuing education, PSP.

Lulu Maude said...

Did the big guy entertain Dr. F with tunes of the merry falafel-fart variety?

The hunk looks disgusted... or is it merely dutiful?

samael7 said...

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuuuu...!"

I'd totally give her a dollar to start doing that.