Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Republican Senator Larry Craig: Tea Room Queen



Ah yes, Mike Rogers didn't disappoint with his promised outing today. Unfortunately, the outed penis fan is an obscure senator, but it's hard to be disappointed when any Republican with a spotless record of anti-gay public sentaments gets dragged from the closet.



He's got a 0% rating from NARAL and a 100% rating from the Christian Coalition (this may change shortly) ...



... and he allegedly enjoys either giving or receiving blow jobs and/or handjobs in the Union Station restrooms. Larry, Larry, Larry... it's always hotter when it's risky, right?

Oops.

UPDATE: Here is Craig's first denial. This story, oddly, seems to have no traction at all. What if you outed a Republican senator and nobody cared? Does it still make a sound (from the bathroom stall)?

6 comments:

markie said...

why does frank zappa's dynamo hum keep geting transcribed in my brain as "ida ho cums"

choff said...

After viewing the YouTube from the 1982 NBC broadcast on Rogers' site, I've concluded that Lisa Meyers was once really, really hot.

dusty said...

PSP..that last line is priceless! I damn near bit a hole in my lip to keep from screeaming at the top of my lungs.sleeping kitties wouldn't appreciate it this early on the left coast...or my neighbors..

On second thought..screw the neighbors.

Lulu Maude said...

No glory without a glory hole.

puritani said...

Larry may be doing Union Station, but I seem to recall him at G.W.'s Marvin Center.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Puritani, are you serious? Do tell!