Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Callista Gingrich's American Exceptionalist Elephant Friend Is, Of Course, Made In China


So about that dumpy, vaguely unsettling elephant costume some poor Callistastaffer has to wear, trailing after her like a mute testimony to American Exceptionalism? How was it formed?

Probably by tiny little hands.

The costume was made by Pole Star International, which makes it likely that Ellis's birthplace was No 8, the North Street of Chen Tian, Baiyun Zone, Guangzhou. GuangDong, China.

Nǐ hǎo, Ellis!

4 comments:

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

And you know what they do to elephant tusks in China...

Muscato said...

My God, that's one creepy get-up. And the elephant's pretty awful, too...

samael7 said...

Detective Peteykins is on a roll. This bodes well.

Fearsome Beard said...

Is it just me or does Ellis resemble Newt in a disturbing, yes very disturbing way. Or is it just the way Callista poses beside either of them?