Well, wonder no more, because the Club for Growth has done it again! They've issued a fresh new fatwa against the gymtastic congressman from Peoria, citing a litany of reasons why he's just not conservative enough, etc., etc., before concluding, in a wonderfully, ingeniously veiled reference to Gay Aaron Schock™'s closet abode, "The voters of Illinois’s 18th Congressional District are not blind: they can tell when someone is pretending to be something they’re not."
Gay Aaron Schock™, who I am compelled to remind you is totally, fabulously heterosexual, pretending to be something he's not? I can't imagine such a thing! So mean! Poor Gay Aaron Schock™!