As you know from this blog, Fred Karger, the "presidential candidate" who characterizes himself as a Gay Republican Crusader but is really just a masochistic attention whore, loves to give out his embarrassing and puzzling campaign merchandise. Recently, Karger decided his victim mentality meter was running low, so naturally he headed to Utah to speak to the local Mormon and GOP officials (99.9% overlap in that Venn diagram) for a lip-smacking helping of abuse. Sadly, those he spoke to were perfectly cordial, gracefully accepting his gay frisbees and ugly t-shirts, but then finally, finally one of their gentle wives discovered this upsetting merchandise and rose magnificently to the bait with this superb email:
you are an idiot. You met with my husband Willie Billings today about you being on the Utah ballot. He brought your frisby, and tshirt home and it is now out in the trash. I never want to hear from such a radical idiot again. you think you are conseritave? conseritave means you beleive in the values of founding fathers and God. Do you know you cant procreate right? Well thank goodness for that. Nanette Billings.
Conseritave? How did she manage to spell "procreate" correctly?