Thursday, June 14, 2012

Utah Lady VERY ANGRY About Fred Karger's Gay Frisbee

As you know from this blog, Fred Karger, the "presidential candidate" who characterizes himself as a Gay Republican Crusader but is really just a masochistic attention whore, loves to give out his embarrassing and puzzling campaign merchandise. Recently, Karger decided his victim mentality meter was running low, so naturally he headed to Utah to speak to the local Mormon and GOP officials (99.9% overlap in that Venn diagram) for a lip-smacking helping of abuse. Sadly, those he spoke to were perfectly cordial, gracefully accepting his gay frisbees and ugly t-shirts, but then finally, finally one of their gentle wives discovered this upsetting merchandise and rose magnificently to the bait with this superb email:

you are an idiot. You met with my husband Willie Billings today about you being on the Utah ballot. He brought your frisby, and tshirt home and it is now out in the trash. I never want to hear from such a radical idiot again. you think you are conseritave? conseritave means you beleive in the values of founding fathers and God. Do you know you cant procreate right? Well thank goodness for that. Nanette Billings.

Conseritave? How did she manage to spell "procreate" correctly?


Anonymous said...

She knows how to spell procreate because that's all she thinks about. Especially teh gayz sex.

The Cat's Meow said...

I kinda like "frisby." Sounds like a cartoon character, which is exactly what this woman is.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Willie was the one trying to tell Nanette something by bringing home the "frisby" and tshirt. Maybe he's tired of her putting misspelled love notes in his lunchbox, and procreating with her. Have you thought of that Nan?? Look outside the box, babe.

Chrysta Collins said...

"bring home the frisbee" -- this euphemism has now entered my vernacular.