Tuesday, May 22, 2012

She's The Boss

Now that's more like it! Reuters just published a great story about Herr and Frau Gingrich. It turns out that all of their weird businesses, the so-called non-profits, the healthcare lobbying shop... they've all gone tits-up. All of them, that is, except for Gingrich Productions, which is owned by... Callista!

So that's that for Newt's political career. He's broke. His PAC is broke. His campaign owes zillions of dollars to everybody. But Gingrich Productions lives on! So Almighty Goddess Callista will continue to make weird videos about the Pope and American Exceptionalism, and she'll probably continue her children's publishing endeavors with the unfortunate and disturbing Ellis the Elephant. And Newt? He'll just be a staffer.

So next time they're in Tiffany's looking at fab baubles? Callista will be doing the buying. And isn't that the way it should be?

9 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

Lordy.

It's nice to know that she'll take care of him.

Matty Boy said...

Thanks for not posting the spinning Callista head. That gives me vertigo.

Soon, Newt will be wearing the elephant suit to save on staff costs.

Christopher said...

Maybe this all been the big plan orchestrated by his ex-wives? He will now get sick and she'll leave him on his death bed. Cackling. It's like 9 to 5, the extended mix.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Just wow. So much for the Sugar Daddy.

Matty Boy said...

When you have Newt's level of connections, bankruptcy is like skin cancer. It doesn't look good, but nine times of ten it's easily removed.

postpunkmonk said...

Matty Boy - Are you certain the Doughy Meatbag will need the suit?

(insert rimshot)

* A tip of the hat to our host for that evocative turn of a phrase!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

Neutered Newt!

samael7 said...

Winking Callista rocks!

Now the Gingriches can focus on what's really important: her.

Dean Booth said...

In the world of wingnut welfare, failure is not possible: Newt's going to be on Meet the Press next Sunday.