I have decided that all the xtians should be put on a big reservation somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, and then all the mineral and water rights to their land should be sold, and then they can start selling off little pieces of it to get enough for their kids to eat, and then maybe they'll come up with some genius money making scheme, like, oh, I don't know, maybe a call center or a theme park like the one in Tennessee, and they can force everyone on their little reservation to be just like them, and all you have to do to escape having to live on that reservation is stop being an asshole and come join the rest of humanity. The great thing is that they can run their sucky little culture any way they damn well please. They can be God's chosen people and live like their version of Jesus. Or am I being mean?
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Jesus also has to give up his chiseled abs.
I have decided that all the xtians should be put on a big reservation somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, and then all the mineral and water rights to their land should be sold, and then they can start selling off little pieces of it to get enough for their kids to eat, and then maybe they'll come up with some genius money making scheme, like, oh, I don't know, maybe a call center or a theme park like the one in Tennessee, and they can force everyone on their little reservation to be just like them, and all you have to do to escape having to live on that reservation is stop being an asshole and come join the rest of humanity. The great thing is that they can run their sucky little culture any way they damn well please. They can be God's chosen people and live like their version of Jesus. Or am I being mean?
and they should be forced to actually follow all those crappy rules in the bible.
Despite this interjection being about 20+ years old, I feel it's timelessly appropriate here:
"Oh, snap!"
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