Thursday, May 10, 2012

Quickie: Ken Hutcherson: So Gay

(AP Photo, 01-23-12)

Biblical lawn sprinkler Ken Hutcherson wants to take back the word gay. He also wants the rainbow back. For Jesus.

Here's my proposal: Ken, you can have gay and the rainbow as long as you take the pink triangle, too.

Deal?


4 comments:

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

Jesus also has to give up his chiseled abs.

dianegsocialist said...

I have decided that all the xtians should be put on a big reservation somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, and then all the mineral and water rights to their land should be sold, and then they can start selling off little pieces of it to get enough for their kids to eat, and then maybe they'll come up with some genius money making scheme, like, oh, I don't know, maybe a call center or a theme park like the one in Tennessee, and they can force everyone on their little reservation to be just like them, and all you have to do to escape having to live on that reservation is stop being an asshole and come join the rest of humanity. The great thing is that they can run their sucky little culture any way they damn well please. They can be God's chosen people and live like their version of Jesus. Or am I being mean?

Anonymous said...

and they should be forced to actually follow all those crappy rules in the bible.

samael7 said...

Despite this interjection being about 20+ years old, I feel it's timelessly appropriate here:

"Oh, snap!"