Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Watch Out, Callista, It's Right Behind You!

Callista Gingrich, wife of Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, poses with her mother, Bernita Bisek of Whitehall, during a gathering of supporters Monday night at Northwoods Brewpub and Grill in Eau Claire. Photo: Shane Opatz, Leader-Telegram.

Wait, Callista's mother is a mounted stag head?* I was worried, after the Goddess Callista polled badly, that Team Newt would yank her off the campaign trail. As you can see above, they didn't, but maybe they should have? Pure terror. There's a whole gallery of photos to enjoy!

*I guess this has something to do with her being the Moon Goddess, like Diana!

20 comments:

postpunkmonk said...

Eeeeyow! I can't believe that this was not the result of a geek in some mother's basement with a copy of Maya and waaaaaaay too much time on his hands!!! I am flabbergasted that such perfection has entered the world on its own accord! But it's a hard choice between this photo and …Number 9… Number 9 as being the most perfect representation of the Goddess Callista®! And did ye' see, laddie… you can buy prints!

Anonymous said...

holy crap! this picture is scary enough thanks, dont need any more for today.

Matty Boy said...

I nominate Shane Opatz for a Pulitzer, only because there is not a Nobel in photography.

This answers the question no one ever asked: "What would it look like if you made a person's head out of frosting?"

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

The deer's eyes have that "Callista in Headlights" look.

carol said...

It must be the lighting. I thought the picture was a wax representation of of her.

poon said...

She puts me in mind of the Dean Stockwell character in "Blue Velvet" when he launches into Roy Orbison's "In Dreams." Color me creeped-out.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing in all of this Callista-poolza, she could actually looked okay, if she stepped away from the Aqua-Net, the Ann Taylor frumpy suits, and the clown make up.. Eileen Fischer soft tones, her natural hair, and less make up would actually make her look her age again.

I am hoping when Newt’s campaign is put into the dustbin, she gets kidnapped and sent to an Eco Tourism lodge in Patagonia, and forced to kayak for a couple months. She can come back looking more like Mountain Girl in “Electric Kool Aid Acid Test"

catdance said...

Her eyes always look like she's ALREADY in the "Electric Kool Aid Acid Test."
What was that '60s movie where they put old people into internment camps and kept them dosed on acid?

samael7 said...

There's a word to describe this picture, and that word is "lurid."

samael7 said...

Good grief! I concur! Photo 9! Photo 9! The Fear is on me now! Photo 9!

Lulu Maude said...
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Lulu Maude said...

What a gallery!

Did those folks have to pay 50 bucks to be photographed with the Helmetess?

That's what you have to pay for an opp with Newt.

sfmike said...

Number 11 is where you can tell that Mr. Opatz knows his German Expressionism a la Dr. Caligari. These are wonderful.

ceebee said...

I made you a gif but your site doesn't allow me to just slap it up, so you gotta go here:
http://i.imgur.com/Q83qj.gif

WARNING! Not for the faint of heart. You're welcome for the nightmares!

Peteykins said...

Stirring!

dianegsocialist said...

fo, fo, fo... or is that faux, faux, faux...

Love it, ceebee!

Matty Boy said...

Tip top work, ceebee!

Lulu Maude said...

Rockin' the house, ceebee!

TexasYankee said...

At first I thought she was being stalked by the Miller Light sign.

TexasYankee said...

In picture 9, her outstretched hand is so big and boney and and and Republican.