Here's Callie-Lou giving a superbly awkward speech to her homies in Wisconsin yesterday:
I would characterize that speech as the exact opposite of "warm" and "interesting." It is realllllllly long and boring, not well performed, not well photographed... in other words, it's FANTASTIC.
Unfortunately, for the film festival to continue, you have to go over to Gawker to view an otherwise non-embeddable (why, Gawker, why?) video in which, OMG... well, let's just say you have not even BEGUN to worship the Goddess Callista until you've seen her lunge, wielding a hairbrush, at the pale flesh muppet she married. Sublime grooming display behavior.