Monday, January 09, 2012

Reflect On The Fact That YOU, Like Me, Don't Have An Autographed Gingrich Helmet. Seethe In Jealousy.

Republican presidential candidate former House Speaker Newt Gingrich's and his wife Callista's signatures are seen at a town hall meeting in Manchester, New Hampshire January 9, 2012. REUTERS/Eric Thayer

Oooooh, that's almost as good as the pointless Fred "Fred Who?" Karger Frisbee. Neither Cally nor Newt has a particularly impressive signature, but Goddess Callista's is cuter, natch.

8 comments:

zoe said...

She Does dot her iiiii's

Lulu Maude said...

She should use a heart.

Speaking of Fred, a gaggle of his young followers were at the Dartmouth Bookstore last week. I was just about to ask after the Great Man when I saw that he was with them.
(Make that He.)

The excitement!

Matty Boy said...

@ zoe: She does dot her eyes, she just misses them badly. I'm guessing glasses would ruin the perfection of the hair.

dianegsocialist said...

Newt's seems to read "Nut Zen"

Anonymous said...

It's a golden helmet!!

greg.org said...

You know she began practicing that signature the moment she became a congressional page.

choff said...

Callista's "C" is an attempt at replicating the swoosh in her hairdo.

Anonymous said...

I was in upstate New York for New Year celebrations and was driving back to Cleveland-Hopkins Airport along highway 90 on January 4th through Pennsylvania when up ahead in the opposite lanes was the largest, shiniest most astounding tour bus I had ever seen. I commented to my wife that it looked like it would have to be a mighty big Rock star to have been traveling in such style and splendor. As we passed it I looked over for clues as to who it might've been. Plastered all over the the entire body of this behemoth vehicle was a gargantuan head shot of Newtie himself. We were just THIS close to the Gingrich's. The vibe was almost overpowering...