Republican presidential candidate former House Speaker Newt Gingrich's and his wife Callista's signatures are seen at a town hall meeting in Manchester, New Hampshire January 9, 2012. REUTERS/Eric Thayer
Oooooh, that's almost as good as the pointless Fred "Fred Who?" Karger Frisbee. Neither Cally nor Newt has a particularly impressive signature, but Goddess Callista's is cuter, natch.