Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich kisses his wife Callista after a Republican presidential candidate debate at the Capitol Center for the Arts in Concord, N.H., Sunday, Jan. 8, 2012. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)
The graininess of the photo indicates this was taken with a long lens, and that makes sense because –ew– who wants to get too close to that? *Shudder*
The close-up:
Gahhhhhh!
In other news, there is no other news! A Google News search indicates that journalists have completely given up on finding out more about Callista. They all dutifully filed their "what the hell is this?" pieces weeks ago, and there's nothing left to report. This indicates that Team Newt has totally circled the wagons around Goddess Callista, or that there's simply no there there, simply an empty hairdo with beak attached. But that's what we love about her!
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simply an empty hairdo with beak attached --of such phrasing is my enduring admiration for you founded.
Only Newt's tummy threatens to come between them.
Neither of them is turning their head. Callista's beak obviously gets in the way of kissing. Those wacky kids should have figured that out years ago.
This is clearly a Republican "we will kiss because we're married to each other this year" kiss instead of a Democrat "we'll kiss because we can't keep our hands off each other" sort of kiss.
Dan Savage has written that for a “devout Catholic” like Callista, how did not get knocked by Newt when they have been having an affair since 1993? Does this mean “devout Catholic” Callista uses birth control? Or is Callista hair, one big anti sex barrier?
I think now that the Newt star has crested, Callistaproduct will be harder to find, alas.
I hope she truly loves him, but that open-eyed expression of existential dread doesn't inspire confidence on that front.
"Taffeta, Darling!"
Aunt Snow: You win. I don't know what you win, but you won it.
"Snarkle uffa moofig arfigin smack"
I have never ever seen a married nominally heterosexual couple do the show biz kiss! Ewwwwww, gross!
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