Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Quickie: Forms Stiff Peaks

Callista Gingrich's hairdo at last night's debate (AP Photo detail)

I know I've already compared Callista Gingrich's mighty hair helmet to celestial objects, but the more and more I look at it, the more I'm convinced that the hairdo itself is of extraterrestrial origin.

17 comments:

dianegsocialist said...

She's like a Dick Tracy character.

Aunt Snow said...

Pure dynel!

Matty Boy said...

Mars Attacks!

Juliana-Chairwoman said...

there doesn't seem to be a thing about her that isn't fried died and reapplied.

Johannes der Taucher said...

Cream of tartar, copper bowl, or the power of the labyrinth upon rich, dumb, gold-digging blondes?

Billiamo said...

Her heat shield of a hairdo is coated with tiny, imperceptible tiles - the same used on the Space Shuttle.

samael7 said...

I love the post title, since her 'do often puts me in mind of meringues. Sweet, airy meringues.

The Cat's Meow said...

Is she compensating for the fact that she never got a nose job?

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad I'm bald.

desertwind said...

As a wee lass I was crushed when I received my 3 wigs ordered from the back of a comic book. (should've read the fine print)

http://boingboing.net/2008/06/11/girl-in-a-plastic-wi.html

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

It is possible to trademark a hair curl?

Anonymous said...

Gawd, there are going to be SO MANY Callista Halloween costumes this year!

samael7 said...

The more I look at this, the more weirded out I get by her makeup and skin.

There's something very "uncanny valley" about it I can't quite put my finger on.

postpunkmonk said...

Laugh while you can, Monkeyboys, but there's no denying that's an awesome nose! I've finally seen her good side.

Lsamsa said...

Looks to me like the wicked witch of 'whatever direction', with lipstick & a really bad helmet-wig.
I don't like picking on people's looks...but really lady, it's time to accept that ageing happens to us all.

Lulu Maude said...

The nose!

Can you create an adorable creature from The Nose?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Between the nose and that chin wart, she's already cinched the best costume trophy at the country club Halloween party.