FILE - In this June 8, 2011 file photo, Republican presidential hopeful, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, accompanied by his wife Callista Gingrich, speaks in Hudson, N.H. Gingrich's campaign manager and numerous other key aides have resigned together, a strong blow to his hopes for the Republican presidential nomination. (AP Photo/Cheryl Senter, File)
Oh Newt, are you sure you're not exaggerating just a little? Haw, OK, dumb joke. But anyway, Pony Pal™/coworker John was pretty upset yesterday: "I want Newt to stay in!" Not me, though. I want Newt to get back to what matters, raking in huge sums of money in the private sector so that he can continue to shower Queen Callista with mounds of fabulous Tiffany jewelry.
And because I love you, and I know you love Callista, here's a very special detail from the photo above which will absolutely make you wet your pants with joy:
Callista, you are one out-of-sight fantastic lady!
Speaking of which, She has become the scapegoat to some for everything wrong with Newt's campaign. From Politico:
Sources connected to Gingrich’s departed team said many of those who left were pinning some of the blame for the candidate’s missteps on his wife, Callista. “He does whatever she wants,” said one source, who added that the Greek cruise was long-scheduled but that Gingrich didn’t feel he could put up an argument against it.
Another source gave the same account.
“She insisted on the cruise,” said this source.
Shut up, Politico. What's good for Callista is good for America.