Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Rich Get Richer

OK, so two Sarah Palin news items can be combined today! First, we find out from Politico that you can have folksy Sarah speak at your event for for a pittance of $100,000 a pop or, if that isn't generous enough, $75,000 for the superspecial West Coast discount. Plan 'n' save!

The second item: Sarah will be speaking to the liquor magnates in Las Vegas! "We expect she will share with the convention attendees her analysis of the current political environment and her vision for America's future," claim the liquor folks, obviously drunk.

So here's the question when you put the two stories, these superimportant Sarah Palin updates, together: does Las Vegas qualify for the West Coast discount? Or is it only California, Oregon and Washington? Inquiring minds need to know whether Sarah will be earning five or six figures to wing it for fifteen minutes and stand around for photos.


blogenfreude said...

I'm guessing Vegas gets the $75k rate as long as they throw in 25k in chips and champagne in the room.

mr pinky said...

Whenever I see your visual comparison of miss palin and the lady in the radiator, it always makes my day!

Lulu Maude said...

Perfect audience for LaPalin... they won't remember a thing but a warm groin.

dguzman said...

And does Baja California, Mexicoland, qualify? Or would she burst into flame immediately upon crossing the border? (We can always hope.)