OK, so two Sarah Palin news items can be combined today! First, we find out from Politico that you can have folksy Sarah
speak at your event for for a pittance of $100,000 a pop or, if that isn't generous enough, $75,000 for the superspecial West Coast discount. Plan 'n' save!
The second item: Sarah will be
speaking to the liquor magnates in Las Vegas! "We expect she will share with the convention attendees her analysis of the current political environment and her vision for America's future," claim the liquor folks, obviously drunk.
So here's the question when you put the two stories, these superimportant Sarah Palin updates, together: does Las Vegas qualify for the West Coast discount? Or is it only California, Oregon and Washington? Inquiring minds need to know whether Sarah will be earning five or six figures to wing it for fifteen minutes and stand around for photos.
4 comments:
I'm guessing Vegas gets the $75k rate as long as they throw in 25k in chips and champagne in the room.
Whenever I see your visual comparison of miss palin and the lady in the radiator, it always makes my day!
Perfect audience for LaPalin... they won't remember a thing but a warm groin.
And does Baja California, Mexicoland, qualify? Or would she burst into flame immediately upon crossing the border? (We can always hope.)
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