What If Blanche Lincoln Were Supergirl?
- 9:30 AM: Super Blanche utilizes X-ray vision to locate her Blackberry.
- 10:15 AM: Onlookers are puzzled when the powerful senator leaps the Hart Senate Office Building with a single bound.
- 12:30 PM: GOP aides attempt the old "kitten stuck in a tree" ploy to try to trick Super Blanche into missing a key vote.
- 1:20 PM: Super Blanche uses her power to fog men's minds, resulting in the public option being dropped from health care reform.
- 7:59 PM: After protracted debate, Super Blanche employs super speed to get home just in time for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
2 comments:
It's clearly a hopeful sign that she watches the Ty Pennington. Shows she cares.
The folks here in Arkansas are really getting tired of her, since she is a DINO. Please, make as much fun of her as you can, we need the relief!
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