Tuesday, January 12, 2010

What If Blanche Lincoln Were Supergirl?

  • 9:30 AM: Super Blanche utilizes X-ray vision to locate her Blackberry.
  • 10:15 AM: Onlookers are puzzled when the powerful senator leaps the Hart Senate Office Building with a single bound.
  • 12:30 PM: GOP aides attempt the old "kitten stuck in a tree" ploy to try to trick Super Blanche into missing a key vote.
  • 1:20 PM: Super Blanche uses her power to fog men's minds, resulting in the public option being dropped from health care reform.
  • 7:59 PM: After protracted debate, Super Blanche employs super speed to get home just in time for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.


Madduane said...

It's clearly a hopeful sign that she watches the Ty Pennington. Shows she cares.

Anonymous said...

The folks here in Arkansas are really getting tired of her, since she is a DINO. Please, make as much fun of her as you can, we need the relief!