Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Crist Makes Frowny Sucked-In Lips Face, is Therefore Doomed


Gov. Charlie Crist, center, answers questions from the media regarding the budget, Monday, April 27, 2009, in Tallahassee, Fla.(AP Photo/Phil Coale)


Wow, see what happens when you decide to go through the Crist archives? All sorts of fun stuff!

I'm not sure why he's making the dreaded Frowny Sucked-In Lips Face™. Maybe he just saw a screening of Outrage? Maybe he's trying to fight the urge to grope the hot, mustachioed reporter?

All I know is that Frowny Sucked-In Lips Face is politically fatal in 100% of recorded cases. Will Charlie buck the trend?

Wow, that race in Florida is going to be the best.

4 comments:

dguzman said...

I'm just wondering why AP's Phil Coale chose to shoot Charlie from this angle. Was he perhaps doing something down there to evoke the FSILF™?

Matty Boy said...

Things are being thrust into his face. Certain instinctive behaviors in this situation would be career-limiting options. Sucked-In Lips is the perfect defense mechanism.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Uh oh. Sucky face always means naughty sexual issues.

justlovely said...

I predict that your FSILF indicator will maintain its 100% accuracy.

He didn't need any help from the movie Outrage (though it didn't hurt). He's doing just fine in the self-destruction department all by himself, thank you very much. He'll be toast by the end of summer, if not sooner.