Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Crist Makes Frowny Sucked-In Lips Face, is Therefore Doomed

Gov. Charlie Crist, center, answers questions from the media regarding the budget, Monday, April 27, 2009, in Tallahassee, Fla.(AP Photo/Phil Coale)

Wow, see what happens when you decide to go through the Crist archives? All sorts of fun stuff!

I'm not sure why he's making the dreaded Frowny Sucked-In Lips Face™. Maybe he just saw a screening of Outrage? Maybe he's trying to fight the urge to grope the hot, mustachioed reporter?

All I know is that Frowny Sucked-In Lips Face is politically fatal in 100% of recorded cases. Will Charlie buck the trend?

Wow, that race in Florida is going to be the best.


dguzman said...

I'm just wondering why AP's Phil Coale chose to shoot Charlie from this angle. Was he perhaps doing something down there to evoke the FSILF™?

Matty Boy said...

Things are being thrust into his face. Certain instinctive behaviors in this situation would be career-limiting options. Sucked-In Lips is the perfect defense mechanism.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Uh oh. Sucky face always means naughty sexual issues.

justlovely said...

I predict that your FSILF indicator will maintain its 100% accuracy.

He didn't need any help from the movie Outrage (though it didn't hurt). He's doing just fine in the self-destruction department all by himself, thank you very much. He'll be toast by the end of summer, if not sooner.