Other designs ("EX-fornicator", "EX-Diva", "EX-Homosexual", and my favorite, "EX-Rebel", etc.) are available! In multiple colors! What could possibly be a more positive statement than saying what you aren't? Plus, I think they're inconsistent application of capitalization is kicky! AND they're totally Helveticalicious.
In a way, they're pretty clever, because I can guarantee that wearing one of those shirts would work well to help maintain an abstinence regimen.
Don't you want one? You know you do. Get one now. (via Pony Pal JoeMyGod.)
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I personally think those adorable, My parents are going to get married. Any day now! baby Track tees are a whole lot cuter.
I liked the video of the girl convincing an aetheist to "give up his beliefs." Umm....that word doesn't mean what you think it means.....
"Ex-Masturbator?" I don't think my current BF would appreciate it if I called up my old one for that.
One of the wonderful things about the Jesus folk is how quick they are to forgive the repentant sinner. We should take a page from their book and welcome back to the world of the sane the people who give up this nonsense.
Matty Boy
Former EX-Masturbator
ROTFL - Have I ever mentioned how very much I love you for finding things like this? :-D
Isn't the free market WONDERFUL!
The perfect gift for everyone on your list!
Maybe I'm just not getting it, but aren't they Ex-Masturbators because they found each other ? I'm choosing to go with that interpretation, it's sexier.
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