Try it! It's fun! Everybody is waiting for the official report on "troopergate" (it's just like Watergate, but involves troopers instead of water) due later today. But why bother? Because Sarah released her own report and it turns out that Sarah is totally innocent and it was all just a big misunderstanding! Next, Palin plans to look deep into a mirror and declare herself the prettiest in all the land.
I urge everybody to clear themselves of all wrongdoing today. Can we make this a National Clear Yourself of All Wrongdoing Day™? For great justice!
UPDATE: Logo created/added!
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Phew! I can clear myself AND I am so relieved that it's all cool 'n stuff for Sarah.
Totally cathartic, isn't it?
Is this the Wasilla Bible Church version of Yom Kippur? You don't have to atone or do anything self-reflecty like that -- just exonerate yourself and move on.
Wait - Yom Kippur was yesterday, right? Maybe Alaskans atone a day later for time zones or something.
I feel so cleared. Ahhh.
The Yom Kippur connection is already clear to the many clever commenters here at Princess Sparkle Pony. This could be one of those super fun two day holidays.
Mardi Gras - get stinky drunk and do thing you regret later.
Ash Wednesday - start on 40 days of serious regretting.
Halloween - celebrate the scary dead.
All Saints Day - honor dead folks you knew and loved.
Yom Kippur - atone for your sins.
NCYoAWD™ - Oopsie, do over! No sins here. Ever!
I clear myself of all wrongdoing in the mystery of why the tooth fairy failed to show up in my daughters room last night some time after I was well asleep.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Jess, obviously the Tooth Fairy didn't want to be subjected to any "gotcha" questions from the media, and therefore was unable to make it.
What a relief, both for me and for MoosieMoose!
Ahhhhhhhh! I needed that. I know Sarah and I will both sleep well tonight. Thank you, PSP. By the way, is that cute little boy the PSP? Adorable.
Oh, on TV,just now our beloved leader: "Anxiety can feed anxiety" Thank you Dr. Freud. I feel even better now.
I clear myself of spending way too much time reading the internets lately.
I clear myself in all wrongdoing for ogling the pic of the cute guy carrying a tray of beer on the CNN site today. I thought only wenches served ale. Glad I'm wrong.
I'd clear myself of all wrongdoing, but as you know, I've never done anything wrong.
But I absolve myself of being down on myself when I didn't need to be.
OMG, LOVE PIA ZADORA!!!!!
Krisschuns aren't perfect, just forgiven!!! YAY!!!
My new 2nd favorite holiday, after Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Pia Zadora.
Now why didn't McCain pick HER for VP?
Not qualified either - but so much more fun!
roflmao from franiam!
it is great when you VP candidate BECOMES the Onion
Thank you for the All Your Base reference. You are obviously aware of all internet traditions.
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