Friday, October 10, 2008

Good Neocon! Biscuit for You!

Here's the first three sentences from the Krauthammer's latest column:

Convicted felon Tony Rezko. Unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers. And the race-baiting Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

Trifecta! Oh, well done! John McCain is totally, totally going to pat you on the head.

And. The. Periods. Fully. Add. Emphasis.


FranIAm said...

Rezko Ayers Wright!
Rezko Ayers Wright!

It's easy to remember and chant- shucks that Charlie K is such a cool guy.

Except that after this photo shop I may never again buy a rotisserie chicken.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

I'm proud to say that my Krauthammer Beer-Butt Chicken™ is the #1 Google Image Search result for "krauthammer."

Paul said...

These people are petrified that they might actually lose control of Washington.

I sent this little neocon an e-mail in response to his column. I reminded him that the Keating 5 would have been the Keating 4 if John McCain hadn't been involved. And that McCain went seeking the approval of Rod Parsley and John Hagee, two "Christians" who blamed Hurricane Katrina on gays and who denounce the Catholic church. Does McCain believe that?

I love it when my blood pressure goes up this early in the morning...

Matty Boy said...

Yay, Princess! Having a #1 image on Google search is super fun! And of course, Krauthammer never looked better, so you totally deserve the honor.

karenzipdrive said...

I'll see those creeps and raise them:

John Hagee!
Witchdoctor blessings!

dguzman said...

Krautie never looked so good!

Hans1924 said...

You mean a search on "budweiser" doesn't take you to Cindypills' mob-founded distributorship?

Oh, and don't worry: McPain keeps his own stable of felons-as-friends, beyong the Keating club: Ralph Reed, G. Gordon Liddy, John Negroponte, Scooter Libby, Bob Ney, Duke Cuinningham. Let's not even mention the Phoenix father-in-law. I'm surprised the Rethugs want to play this game.

samael7 said...

I'm proud to say that my Krauthammer Beer-Butt Chicken™ is the #1 Google Image Search result for "krauthammer."

...And the scales of cosmic balance steady once more.

(word verification: hexbum -- tee hee!)

rdale said...

I'll see your Rezko-Ayers-Wright, call with Keating-Iran-Contra-Hagee, and raise you troopergate, AIP, and Muthee-the-witch-doctor.

linda said...

I can't stand Herr Krauthammer. Can't read him a bit. Would you have done the chicken body knowing that he is paralyzed in a wheelchair for life? Paralyzed. In. A. Wheelchair. For. Life. ?.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Of course I knew that. Sheesh!