Here's the first three sentences from the Krauthammer's latest column:
Convicted felon Tony Rezko. Unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers. And the race-baiting Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
Trifecta! Oh, well done! John McCain is totally, totally going to pat you on the head.
And. The. Periods. Fully. Add. Emphasis.
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Rezko Ayers Wright!
Rezko Ayers Wright!
It's easy to remember and chant- shucks that Charlie K is such a cool guy.
Except that after this photo shop I may never again buy a rotisserie chicken.
I'm proud to say that my Krauthammer Beer-Butt Chicken™ is the #1 Google Image Search result for "krauthammer."
These people are petrified that they might actually lose control of Washington.
I sent this little neocon an e-mail in response to his column. I reminded him that the Keating 5 would have been the Keating 4 if John McCain hadn't been involved. And that McCain went seeking the approval of Rod Parsley and John Hagee, two "Christians" who blamed Hurricane Katrina on gays and who denounce the Catholic church. Does McCain believe that?
I love it when my blood pressure goes up this early in the morning...
Yay, Princess! Having a #1 image on Google search is super fun! And of course, Krauthammer never looked better, so you totally deserve the honor.
I'll see those creeps and raise them:
Keating5!
Troopergate!
John Hagee!
Witchdoctor blessings!
Krautie never looked so good!
You mean a search on "budweiser" doesn't take you to Cindypills' mob-founded distributorship?
Oh, and don't worry: McPain keeps his own stable of felons-as-friends, beyong the Keating club: Ralph Reed, G. Gordon Liddy, John Negroponte, Scooter Libby, Bob Ney, Duke Cuinningham. Let's not even mention the Phoenix father-in-law. I'm surprised the Rethugs want to play this game.
I'm proud to say that my Krauthammer Beer-Butt Chicken™ is the #1 Google Image Search result for "krauthammer."
...And the scales of cosmic balance steady once more.
(word verification: hexbum -- tee hee!)
I'll see your Rezko-Ayers-Wright, call with Keating-Iran-Contra-Hagee, and raise you troopergate, AIP, and Muthee-the-witch-doctor.
I can't stand Herr Krauthammer. Can't read him a bit. Would you have done the chicken body knowing that he is paralyzed in a wheelchair for life? Paralyzed. In. A. Wheelchair. For. Life. ?.
Of course I knew that. Sheesh!
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