Tuesday, August 12, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Bachmann Still Insane


(AP Photo 11-01-06)

Excuse me, but I think a lot of us have forgotten James Watt's admonition that Jesus was due to return any day now and OMG, he's going to be pissed that we didn't use up all those natural resources with which he so thoughtfully provided us. Thank goodness for Michelle Bachmann:

House Republicans say they will continue their floor revolt over gas prices during the congressional recess until Nancy Pelosi allows an up-or-down vote on offshore oil drilling. Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota) says she plans to return to Washington to join in the protest.

"[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that," says Bachmann.

"But she is committed to not allowing any drilling," the Republican lawmaker continues. "She, [Senate Majority Leader] Harry Reid, and also the Democrat [sic] presidential presumptive nominee Barack Obama are all committed to no new energy, whether it comes from natural gas, oil, or coal, or nuclear power."


Hmm, what about solar power and other renewable, non-destructive energy alternatives? Oh, right, those must be tricks created by Satan to fool man.

9 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

The baby Jesus told me he hates Bachmann.

karenzipdrive said...

And they still think using the word "Democrat" in place of "Democratic" is some kind of insult.
That's the stupidest bit of GOP fuckery ever.

Matty Boy said...

So if McCain is AIDS, is Bachmann Hep-C?

Anonymous said...

I had to reread the first paragraph three times to establish that she's from Minnesota and not Mississippi. What kind of lutefisk is this woman eating?

Anonymous said...

Jesus always filled his SUV with High Octane fuel.

FranIAm said...

Bachmann Jesus Overdrive.

She's a fucking nutjob.

Lau said...

Good news! We don't need firefighters or EMS! Jesus has saved us all!

Maybe DC could save enough money to pay off this summer job deal.

Anonymous said...

I am from Minnesota and I too believe Michelle Bachmann is a fool, she was spawned from the deep corn and pig infested lands of Iowa only to have migrated to central Minnesota where her radical Wisconsin Synod Lutheran ideas, I myself am Lutheran but a lesser form ELCA, have merged with the crazy Catholic ideas of central MN only to have created a monster known by MAN(or WOMAN) as Michelle Bachmann. Maybe her religious upbringing allows her to "judge" others and make decisions for others... yeah right. But lastly she should be dealing with economics because if anyone knows about economics our problem is based on supply and demand, and the only thing drilling offshore will do is increase our demand and lead us down this path at a later date.

Anonymous said...

"But lastly she should be dealing with economics...", should should be shouldn't. My bad...