Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Hairdressers Say the Darndest Things

Pony Pal Joe. My. God. ordered his readers to caption the above photo (they know I faked it, right?), and the results are truly inspired. Some favorites:

"I know it's a big pill to swallow, but just hear me out..."

Good news -it's a suppository!

I feel 65 again!

"There are so many colors in the rainbow! Only not the gay kind."

*sigh* What are we going to do about grandpa?

"Cover of AARP magazine, here i come."

They said if I kept using Viagra I could get an erection that lasts four hours or more, but they didn't say anything about swollen balls.


Carmen Sutra said...

Ha! I had no idea that you'd faked it! It totally looked like something that he'd be caught doing - pandering to the Gidget lobby or something.

karenzipdrive said...

McCain can barely lift that ball.
Just look at that grimace!
Fortunately, his Steven Colbert wristband gives him extra strength.

karenzipdrive said...

Umm, it's not faked. I saw the photo on CNN and online the night of the GOP debates.

I remember thinking to myself, "Oh, maybe McCain has hired the Beach Boys to help him win the youth vote."

Then I thought of McCain singing "Bomb Bomb Iran" and I scared myself a little.

karenzipdrive said...

Wait- did I see it here?
I just have to stop watching CNN after smoking a big bong filled with illegal alien bud.

Carlos said...

Good Job! :)