Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Condi Gains Pointy, Serrated Halo

(AFP/File/Tim Sloan)

Ha, ha! No, it was really this thing:

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice addresses the Aspen Institute in Washington, Monday, Dec. 3, 2007. The event is part of day-long first session of a U.S.-Palestinian public-private partnership to support educational, economic opportunities for the Palestinian people. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)

No fresh Madame Secretary sightings today! I'm sure it's a hectic Condicising day in preparation for her big African Adventure tomorrow. Cross your fingers for good photo-ops! We've seriously been getting too many matching armchairs and dueling podiums lately. You know what I'd like to see this trip, and I think we will? I want to see the surrounding yourself with a protective cloud of adorable children photo-op. You remember, Karen Hughes' old favorite! Oh, I'm just going to be crushed if Condi goes all the way to Africa and doesn't have pretty photo-ops.


zoe said...

I am still recovering from your Larry Craig coverage..I take a breath, and then have to only imagine all the wonderful photo ops that await me in the coming few days. Wonderful job, honeybunch.

The Truffle said...

I hope Condi has no photo ops with kids. I think she would scare the kids.

dguzman said...

God those fangs of hers are really creepy. She'd definitely scare the little African children away (or eat them).